Maverick

Annabelle:
There isn't a Mrs. Maverick is there?

Maverick:
Oh I'm sure I would have remembered.

The Archduke:
What's greatest Western thrill of all?

Joseph:
Kill Indians.

The Archduke:
Kill Indians? Is it legal?

Joseph:
Oh, white man been doing it for years.

Maverick:
I've just noticed something.

Annabelle:
What?

Maverick:
You can't help it can you? You are irresistible.

Maverick:
I've only got one gun, that's 6 bullets. They're six, that's 36 bullets. Maybe they've got two guns, that's 72 bullets, maybe they've got rifles...

Annabelle:
You're babbling.

Maverick:
No I wasn't.

Maverick:
Oh, you sure do pick the spots.

Joseph:
Yeah, I know. You know the next time you people come and drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp that's so God-awful, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone.

Maverick:
See that hawk? You know what it means?

Annabelle:
No. What does it mean?

Maverick:
Nothing. But you didn't know that did you?

Annabelle:
What's with you and Indians anyway?

Maverick:
Oh nothing, I try to shoot one every day before noon, how about you Coop? I figured it was their fault too... for being on our land when we got here.

Maverick:
From the moment I slapped eyes on this hombre, I smelled trouble. And re-fried beans.

Maverick:
So, are you gonna miss me?

Annabelle:
Are you gonna miss me?

Maverick:
You ARE gonna miss me.

Maverick:
Now, there's something I want you to do for me.

Annabelle:
Never. I am a lady. Not if you were a hundred years old, not if I was a hundred years old...

Maverick:
Calm down, lady. I don't want to sleep with you.

Annabelle:
Why not?

Maverick:
Why not? Who knows what parts of me you'd steal next. I'd wake up with all sorts of things missing.

Bank Robber:
I'm getting too old for this sh*t.

Maverick:
Lord... whatever I've done to piss you off... if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation.

Annabelle:
If I can't touch you, I can touch your shirt and dream.

Maverick:
Well, now, I bring all sorts of plusses to the table. I hardly ever bluff and I never ever cheat.

Annabelle:
What kind of animal are you?

Maverick:
Vulture.

Annabelle:
You thought that was fast? I thought it was fast. Well was it?

Commodore:
Cooper, your security isn't worth a damn. *Everybody's* got a gun.

Zane Cooper:
I've never committed a cold blooded murder in my life, and I'm not about to. Not till I find Maverick.

Maverick:
Well he doesn't eat much, but he's a regular jackass. And hee-aw, hee-aw, he always likes to be called Arthur.

Maverick:
Oh. Are you alright?

Zane Cooper:
Oh, I suppose somebody ought to say something nice about the deceased.

Annabelle:
How do you know he was nice? We don't know anything about him. The only thing he's got in his wallet is a bunch of names of whorehouses.

Maverick:
My old pappy always used to say, "there is no more deeply satisfying religious experience... than cheatin' on a cheater."

Zane Cooper:
I never said that once. You've been misquoting me all your life.

Maverick:
What, we're going to quibble over fine points?

Zane Cooper:
You never even get close. Give me some credit.

Annabelle:
You put me out of the game?

Maverick:
Yes... I did.

Annabelle:
Well... I'll just pretend I was playing with someone else's money.

Maverick:
That shouldn't be too hard.

Annabelle:
Well look at this. Here's a lot of money and your gun is six feet away.

Annabelle:
What a remarkable family.

Maverick:
How'd she - how'd you know?

Annabelle:
Well, you all don't have the exclusive on tells! You both have the same height, the same build, you both talk the same, you both kiss the same, you both draw your guns the same, and you both sing the same wrong words to 'Amazing Grace'.

Zane Cooper:
Well, Bret, you know what we ended up with? A half a million dollar silk shirt.

Maverick:
Nope, we ended up with a quarter million dollar silk shirt, because my old pappy always used to say "Don't put the chicken in front of"... no, wait "Never cut the cards before"... no, wait, "Don't put all you eggs in one basket".

Zane Cooper:
Now that, I said.

Maverick:
I don't know why I kept the rest of the money in the satchel, though.

Zane Cooper:
I do.

Maverick:
So do I.

Angel:
Almost got hung once myself. Didn't care for it much.

Annabelle:
[speaking in a very southern drawl] Ah shouldn't be doin' this.

Maverick:
You're just standing in the hallway, Mrs Bransford, I think that's still legal in this state.

Maverick:
You tend to breathe hard when you get excited.

Annabelle:
How did you - oh.

When asked about the problem and what he is going to do about it, Bret says, "I'm working on it"

Movie Quote Correction:

"I figure it's their fault, too, for being on our land BEFORE we got here."

Of course he's got to hear the war drums all the time.