Medicine Man

Dr. Robert Campbell:
Jesus Christ, woman, must everything be a full-scale debate with you? Just do it!

Dr. Rae Crane:
You must have thought you were really on to something.

Dr. Robert Campbell:
I don't think, I know.

Dr. Rae Crane:
You send me back on the basis of my gender. That's called sex disrimination. Look, I understand your reservations. I heard about your wife.

Dr. Robert Campbell:
My wife? Good God, she left me. I wish you'd follow her example.

Dr. Robert Campbell:
It's only one fly in the serum. I can't reproduce it.

Dr. Rae Crane:
What do you mean?

Dr. Robert Campbell:
None of the new samples work and I have very little of the original serum left. That's what I mean when I say I can't reproduce it.

Dr. Rae Crane:
Wait a minute. I don't understand.

Dr. Robert Campbell:
What don't you understand? I found the cure for the f***ing plague of the twentieth century and now I've lost it. Haven't you ever lost anything doctor Bronx? Your purse? Your car keys? Well, it's rather like that: Now you have it and now you don't.

Dr. Rae Crane:
Yeah, but closing your eyes won't make it disapear.

Dr. Robert Campbell:
Neither will talk.

Dr. Robert Campbell:
I gave Alka-Seltzer to a kid with a belly ache.

Dr. Rae Crane:
You did what?

Dr. Robert Campbell:
Alka-Seltzer. Cured him in one belch. It was the 'plop-plop'-'fizz-fizz' that really dazzled them.

Robert Campbell:
Dont cry!

Rae Crane:
You promised, i can cry all i want!

Ronert Campbell:
Oh yes, i did! OK well go ahead! Knock yourself out