Meet Boston Blackie

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
I think the lady needs a friend, and we're the friendly type.

Insp. Farraday:
I couldn't find your name on the passenger list.

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
No, no, I'm using my maiden name.

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
If we don't find Miss Howard he may be able to convict us of a murder we didn't commit. Electrocutuion is so permanent.

Cecelia Bradley:
You thrive on this sort of excitement, don't you?

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
Well, it's better than vegetating.

Cecelia Bradley:
Couldn't anyone ever make you live like other people do?

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
You mean a normal life with a social security number and a bank book? [Chuckles] I'm afraid not.

Cecelia Bradley:
Not anyone?

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
Unh-unh.

Cecelia Bradley:
Why?

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
Because she'd probably want to wait up for me nights with a light burning in the window.

Cecelia Bradley:
Is that bad?

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
Yes. I'm not in the habit of entering a house until all the lights are out.

Cecelia Bradley:
Why do those men want to kill you?

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
I don't think they like me.

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
Your freaks are running amok. You oughta feed 'em more often.

Marilyn Howard:
Please believe me, I'm telling you the truth

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
I could use a bit of the truth.

Tunnel of Horror Attendant:
Quick get a cop, we got a dead doll on our hands.

Cecelia Bradley:
Who are you, or who do you think you are?

Horatio 'Boston Blackie' Black:
At the moment, I'm the fugitive from an autopsy.