Meet Wally Sparks

Wally Sparks:
I hear in Canada you only have sex doggy style; that way you can both see the hockey game.

Wally Sparks:
Siskel and Ebert caught my show. They gave me one finger up.

Wally Sparks:
The other day I saved a girl from being attacked: I changed my mind.

Wally Sparks:
What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.

Wally Sparks:
Remember folks, every man has his tale of woe. Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tale.

Wally Sparks:
I looked up your family tree. Two dogs were using it.

Wally Sparks:
And remember, it's lonely at the top, when there's no-one on the bottom.

Wally Sparks:
I am here to spread Joy, tell when you find her.

Wally Sparks:
When we come back, we're gonna teach you married men how to look at another woman's ass, without your wife knowing it okay, When we come back......