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Marcus:
Hey, son!

[Horatio is loudly playing video games in Poque's room, much to Poque's annoyance]

Dr. Poque:
Horatio, you have your own room. Why do you have to do that in here?

Horatio:
Yo, man. Marcus is in my room. He refuses to leave. He's not doing ANYTHING!

Marcus:
I ain't workin' on no weekend, I got DVDs in here!

Reporter:
Some people have even been bringing salt by the buckets.

Wizard seeker:
A lot of us brought salt because, uh, a wizard gotta eat... salt.

Dr. Poque:
Look, what am I doing here? Where are my roommates? What's going on?

Danny America:
They are under the watchful eye of my first lieutenant, Gruntilda.

Dr. Poque:
Gruntilda? What, do you have some kind of cave troll walking around here?

Danny America:
She is my sister.

Dr. Poque:
[nervous laughter] Yikes! Uh, hey, I like the way you decorated the place. I like the pants on the wall, that's...

Danny America:
What the hell? There used to be a shirt up there!

Dr. Poque:
And now... for the business at hand: Teddy Beans.

Derek:
Teddy... Beans?

Dr. Poque:
Teddy. The F***. Beans.

Sean:
You need to lighten up... breakfast-ass b*tch. [sets Lobo Fuerte on fire]

Derek:
Did everybody die?

Teddy Beans:
[walks in with gun] Not... everyone. You thought I was dead.

Dr. Poque:
Uh... yeah. Yeah, we did.

Teddy Beans:
When in fact, I was the mastermind behind this entire organization.

Dr. Poque:
Wait... so you pretended to be dead, but you called me a loser and you were the boss of a crime organization and you pretended that I didn't have any money - I - I am really confused about the whole thing.

Teddy Beans:
Well, none of that's gonna matter... when the bodies hit the floor.

Dr. Poque:
[chuckles] What?

Teddy Beans:
So long, Dr. Diarrhea Poque. [Teddy is shot from offscreen]

Sombrero Guy:
[walks in, gun in hand] And so, with the help of their unnamed assailant, our heroes were able to vanquish their enemies. But before they could question his presence, he disappeared. Like magic. As quickly as he came.

Derek:
...no, okay, really, who are you?

[Sombrero Guy disappears]

Derek:
So... is your first name really "Diarrhea?"

[Poque nods]

Marcus, Rocko, Sean, Horatio:
[all burst in, laughing hysterically]

Marcus:
[laughing]... f*ggot!