Megamind: The Button of Doom

Minion:
Sir, are in the invisible car?

Megamind:
[in the car] No...

Mega-Megamind:
[about to squash Megamind] Talk about a crushing defeat!

Megamind:
The old me is so annoying!

[Megamind presses the button, and a floating hologram appears]

Mega-Megamind:
Greetings, hero! You've just unleashed an unspeakable evil upon Metrocity! And you're really, REALLY not going to like it! [heads out of the Evil Lair to a bunker]

Mega-Megamind:
[presses a switch] Unspeakable evil: activated!

Megamind:
[sees the Death Ray] Boingo!

Minion:
I think you mean "bingo", sir.

Megamind:
That's what I said: Boingo!

Minion:
Well, it's clear you're no Metro Man.

Megamind:
I know I'm no Metro Man!

Minion:
I mean, maybe you should stop trying to be him and just be you.

Minion:
I just couldn't part with our Spider-bot, sir! I was thinking, maybe we could use him to patrol heroically...

Megamind:
Minion, you sentimental simian you!

Megamind:
Are you in the mood for a slice of hero pie?

Mega-Megamind:
Only if it comes a la EXPLODE!

Mega-Megamind:
[activated] Ollo!

Megamind:
I transferred my personality into a giant robot. Man, I'm good!

Minion:
Sir, now that you've gotten rid of your "evil" things, how are we going to protect Metro City?

Megamind:
Way ahead of you, Minion! [steps out in a suit]

Minion:
What are you wearing?

Megamind:
My super-secret super-hero super-suit! I designed it myself! It copies all of Metro Man's powers: super-boots, super strength, and super x-ray slash laser vision!

Minion:
Umm... yeah, I'm not sure if it's really... you.

Megamind:
Au contraire, filet Minion!

[first lines]

Megamind:
Citizens of Metrocity, long have I waited to give you your just desserts. Prepare to face the unrivalled wrath of... my fantastic bargain! Welcome, welcome, citizens of Metrocity, to the Evil Lair Yard Sale!

Megamind:
The Wheel of Death: sold to the soccer mom!

Megamind:
Do I hear $7 for the flamethrower? Sold to the chef!

[discussing past evil plans]

Minion:
Remember the forget-me bomb?

Megamind:
Yes... no. Oh, how about the Encyclopedia Bombica?

Minion:
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Kittens?

Megamind:
They were cute, but they were deadly.

Minion:
[gets into a monster position] The Destructosaurus...

Megamind:
Oh, we're in trouble, Minion! I programmed it never to stop until it eliminates a hero! It's out there, searching for me...

Mega-Megamind:
Where are you, hero?

Minion:
Is it searching for me too?

Mega-Megamind:
And your mysterious, who's dressed as Minion for some reason? [Minion ducks down]

Megamind:
But don't worry, we can live in here from now on! The Brain-bots can bring us snacks...

Minion:
Sir, that is CRAZY! We're going to have to face this thing eventually!

Megamind:
Do you feel the taunting power of my eyebrow?

Mega-Megamind:
How dare you brow me!

Megamind:
[to the Mega-Megamind] Prepare to meet your maker: ME!

Megamind:
Look! they made me my own signal!

Minion:
[bursts into tears] US! They made US our own signal!

Megamind:
Pull yourself together, Minion! Now, make a note: it needs to be a lot bigger!

[last lines]

Megamind:
Let's go patrol, heroically!

Megamind, Minion:
YAY! [they get into the invisible car and drive off]

Megamind:
Oh, what fun!

Megamind:
On my marko... MARKO! [leaps clear of the Mega-Megamind]

Minion:
POLO! [activates the death ray]

Mega-Megamind:
OH NO! [the Mega-Megamind is blown up]

Megamind:
Goodbye, old me!