Megas XLR

Kiva:
I should have stayed in the future.

Goat:
Where's my two bucks?

Jamie:
I'm too pretty to die!

Gorrath:
This primitive fighs well.

Coop:
I got one word for you, pal: "Game over!"

Kiva, Jamie:
[in unison] Two words.

Coop:
Whatever.

Jamie:
Coop! Blow these guys up!

Coop:
I can't! They're not the bad guys!

Jamie:
That's never stopped you before!

Coop:
[in a Planet of the Apes style, sees the city in ruins] You maniacs! You blew it up! You blew it all to - wait... hope I didn't do this...

Coop:
All right, squid! You tried to wreck the city - again, made me go to some alternate dimension where Jamie is a bigger creep than usual, and you got me locked in a jail with no food? It's time to rumble!

Gorrath:
[somewhat calmly] Are you talking to me?

Gorrath:
[angrily] I'm on your side now, remember?

Coop:
Oh, sorry. Force of habit, I guess.

Gorrath:
From now on I do things MY way!

Coop:
You mean the loser way.

Coop:
I got a plan!

Gorrath:
Oh, no...

Coop:
All right you intergalactic snots! You ruined my car show!

Jamie:
Yeah!

Coop:
You trashed my friends' rides!

Jamie:
Yeah!

Coop:
AND! You made me run half a block!

Jamie:
Ye... half a block?

Coop:
Now, it's payback time!

Kiva:
Coop! Wait! I haven't finished fixing the CPU core!

[Coop starts up Megas, it rampages through the wall of the car show Expo centre]

Coop:
It's okay! I stopped it!

[the roof collapses]

Coop:
Well it's not all bad, least we can still salvage the cars...

[Massive explosion]

Coop:
Erm... yeah... okay then! Who's up for popcorn chicken?

Evil Coop:
You know you don't have a chance.

Coop:
I don't know nothin'!

Kiva:
Amazing, you saved all those robots and didn't destroy the planet to do it.

Coop:
That's alright. We'll do it next time.

Kiva:
I meant that as a good thing.

R.E.G.I.S. Mark V:
Surrender and I will kill you peacefully.

R.E.G.I.S. Mark V:
I am REGIS Mark V. I will destroy all. REGIS will incinerate this planet and enslave all its occupants.

R.E.G.I.S. Mark V:
Your feeble and non-fuel-efficient modes of transportation are no match for the R.E.G.I.S. Mark V, which will destroy all.

R.E.G.I.S. Mark V:
Do not panic. You will all die.

R.E.G.I.S. Mark V:
The R.E.G.I.S. Mark V is invincible. No weapon forged by such a primitive species can defeat R.E.G.I.S., which is invincible.

R.E.G.I.S. Mark V:
You will all beg for mercy. In vain. The debris of your planet will litter the solar system. I shall sup upon your very atoms.

Coop:
[rant] All right, squid! You tried to wreck this city, *again*; make me go to some alternate dimension where Jaime is a bigger creep than usual; and you got me locked up in a jail with no *food*? It's time to rumble!

Gorrath:
Are you talking to me? I'm on *your* side now, *remember*?

Coop:
Oh. Sorry. Force of habit, I guess.

Gorrath:
[grumbles] What I do now, I do so that I may go back and destroy you in our own dimension.

Coop:
Whatever you say. Let's rock.

Kiva:
[staring at thousands of Glorft warriors compared to the two on her side] Look at them all, these odds are awful!

Coop:
You're right, it is kind of unfair [powers up Megas and knocks his only ally unconscious]

Coop:
NOW, it's fair.

Ultra Cadet Leader:
Don't worry, we'll stop this chubby thief!

Coop:
Chubby? Lady, this is FAT.

Rob:
I must protect and destroy this land.