Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction

Fiona Taylor:
You know this mission isn't gonna be easy, right?

Mattias Nilsson:
Sure it'll be easy. Just have to shoot a few bad guys, verify me a General, then I'm gonna order my custom built Lamborghini with diamond crested wheels.

Christopher Jacobs:
[Arnold voice] Look at me, I'm the Governor!

Mattias Nilsson:
[while on a plane] Just get me off this bird and I'll be fine.

Christopher Jacobs:
[When player tries to shoot with a gun without any ammo] Hey, I can throw my shoe at 'em if you want.

Fiona Taylor:
[while Mattias picks up the carbine] I know it's not state of the art.

Mattias Nilsson:
Well, it kills people, right?

Mattias Nilsson:
[while picking up frag grenades] M67s... I love M67s.

Christopher Jacobs:
[gun clicks empty] What am I supposed to use? Harsh language?

Agent Mitchell Bruford:
[when the player pulls a chair out and spins around in it] My lord, what are you, *eight*?

Christopher Jacobs:
[firing the main cannon of an M1 Abrams tank] Don't just hear it, *feel it*!

Fiona Taylor:
Does Sergei seem a little wigged-out to you?

Mattias Nilsson:
"The hanged man will kick at anything when the noose starts to tighten around his neck." That's an old Viking saying which means... "Yeah."

Mattias Nilsson:
I think I like Colonel Peng. Even the stick up his butt has a stick up its butt.

Fiona Taylor:
Oh, I'm sure he'll warm right up, once you get to know him.

Fiona Taylor:
Jegal has a reputation for being an especially cruel leader. He'd torture his own men if they were less than perfect.

Christopher Jacobs:
I had a high school teacher like that once...

Fiona Taylor:
Wow, Colonel Peng really has it in for Buford.

Christopher Jacobs:
Maybe he just doesn't like Americans? Nah! He loves *me*!

Colonel Samuel Garrett:
Those are my fish; Solomon, Abraxas and uh, Marshmallow. My wife named that last one.