Merrily We Go to Hell

Jerry Corbett:
[Drunk and slurring] I don't believe we've met. My name's Corbett, what's yours?

Gregory 'Greg' Boleslavsky:
Gregory Boleslavsky.

Jerry Corbett:
[Taking affront] Hey, now, wait a minute. I asked you a simple question and I expect a simple answer! [Bewildered, he puts his hands in his pockets] Want a drink?

Jerry Corbett:
[singing] First she gave me ginger bread and then she gave me cake; and then she gave me creme de menthe for meeting her at the gate.

Jerry Corbett:
Sir, you're a baritone and a gentleman...

Buck:
What this country needs is less ventilation and more smoke!

Joan Prentice:
[Seeing Jerry being carried in] Buck, is he hurt?

Buck:
Oh, he's still alive, but a couple of bottles of scotch are dead.

Joan Prentice:
I see you believe in signs.

Jerry Corbett:
[Drunkenly] Mmmm, and all the signs point to three stars. [ THe camera pans in to a bottle of Henessey brandy]

Jerry Corbett:
[Drunkenly] At the moment we're looking for a baritone.

Fred - Bartender:
[Taking offense] I don't allow them in the place!

Jerry Corbett:
[In unison with Buck and Claire] You don't? [They leave]

Jerry Corbett:
I always said you were swell.

Joan Prentice:
Perhaps you won't think so much longer because if being a modern husband gives you privileges, then being a modern wife gives me privileges.

Richard Damery:
[after Jerry reads a particularly snide column about him and Joan written by Demery] Any statement to make to the press, Corbett?

Jerry Corbett:
Any statement I made to you wouldn't be fit to print.

Richard Damery:
[Officiously] Well, I don't know. Yours is just a common case. When we're young, we want to marry for love, and when we're a little older, we marry a Rolls-Royce. [Jerry punches him]

Claire Hempstead:
The only thing worse than a drunkard is a reformed drunkard.

Joan Prentice:
Gentlemen, I give you the holy state of matrimony, modern style: single lives, twin beds and triple bromides in the morning.

Claire Hempstead:
Dear, why are you treating me with this devotion?

Jerry Corbett:
Devotion?

Claire Hempstead:
Well, about as much devotion as I'd show to a boa constrictor. Is it because I treated you badly once?

Jerry Corbett:
I didn't think you knew that you had.

Claire Hempstead:
I was young and egotistical, Jerry.

Jerry Corbett:
Well, what are you now?

Claire Hempstead:
Young and egotistical.

Jerry Corbett:
What trouble me is, have I a right to take a swell girl and make her my wife?

Vi:
No.

Jerry Corbett:
Your charm is only exceeded by your frankness.

[recurrent line]

Jerry Corbett:
I think you're swell.

Charlie Baxter:
[Toasting] To the ladies. They keep their hearts, and change their minds.

Joan Prentice:
Oh, no. We keep our minds, but change our hearts!