Merry Mavericks

Shemp:
All right, sister, get going or I'll knock your brains out.

Moe:
Hey, is that a way to talk to a lady?

[Shemp politely removes his hat]

Shemp:
All right, sister, get going or I'll knock your brains out.

Moe:
That's better.

Shemp:
Hey Moe, I don't like this.

Larry:
Yeah. Suppose that old chief comes back looking for his head.

Moe:
Cut it out. That spook stuff is all a lot of foolishness. What's the matter, you scared?

Larry:
No, just apprehensive.

Moe:
Oh.

[Moe flinches]

Moe:
That's a mighty fancy word. What does that "apprehensive" mean?

Larry:
It means you're scared, with a college education.

Moe:
Oh. You're pretty smart.

Larry:
Oh, yeah.

Moe:
[holds out his hand] What's that?

Larry:
That's a hand.

Moe:
[balls his hand into a fist] Good. What's that?

Larry:
That's a fist.

[Moe punches Shemp in the eye]

Moe:
What was that?

Larry:
A punch in the eye.

Moe:
Right.

[Moe punches Larry in the eye]