Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

[Metallica is asked to record a radio promo]

Lars Ulrich:
Hey it's Lars from Metallica. I'm about to stick 50 grand up your ass...

James Hetfield:
...One dollar at a time.

[Lars records a yell and falls to the ground, exhausted]

Lars Ulrich:
[shouts] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Bob Rock:
I want four of them. Do it again.

Lars Ulrich:
That's a sh*t sandwich.

Kirk Hammett:
[in the "Tough Riff" scene from the Additional Scenes] Yeah, yeah. I got that. It's the notes in between that are f***ing with me.

[after getting his anger out]

Lars Ulrich:
F***. You see. F***. Fuuuck.

[in Hetfield's face]

Lars Ulrich:
FUUUUCK!

Lars Ulrich:
[singing with the riff] Searchin' for doughnuts, I'm searchin' for doughnuts.

Kirk Hammett:
So what's Jason's role in all this?

James Hetfield:
What? Who?

Marc Reiter:
OK, fine, I mean... But I don't think Jason has any role.

Cliff Burnstein:
He lost his icon status when he left Metallica.

Robert Trujillo:
[during Audition] I could try "Battery."

Lars Ulrich:
Battery? You can play that fast with your fingers?

Robert Trujillo:
Yeah!

Jason Newsted:
At that time, the managers suggested that we have a psychotherapist come in. A man that meets with pro ball teams, you know - big-ego, big-dollar guys that can't get along, but have to make some kind of entity flow, so everybody else and everybody can make the money. And, uh, I actually said, "I think that this is really f***ing *lame* - weak - that we cannot get together. Us! Look - the *biggest heavy band of all time*! The things we've been through and decisions we've made... about squillions of dollars and squillions of people... and this? We can't get over this?"

[Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield are having an argument]

Kirk Hammett:
You guys have issues. That- You guys have a long list of issues that you guys need to go through. It seems to me like there's a lot of history that you guys need to work out.