Miami 7

Rachel:
Bradley, I am not a sex object!

Bradley:
Not to me you're not, but some people have got no taste!

Jo:
[In a sunflower maze] Hannah?

Hannah:
Yeah?

Jo:
Where are you?

Hannah:
I'm in a sunflower field.

Paul:
We know that you muffin! Where abouts?

Hannah:
I'm next to the big, tall sunflower.

Jo:
Very helpful!

Hannah:
Well, it's sort of yellow, with a bit of green on it and lots of seeds in the middle.

Jo:
Great, we've lost her.

Hannah:
We can raise the money.

Bradley:
How?

Hannah:
I don't know. Sell something we don't need.

Jon:
Hannah, no one is gonna give us a hundred dollars for Bradley.

Paul:
We could invent something! Something you can sit down in... oh, no. Chairs. Or, or some chairs in a box you can travel around in. Uh... oh, no. Cars.

Bradley:
So he dumps you. So you get depressed, you stay in bed all day crying, you'll look terrible, everybody gets fed up with you, you don't want to be in the band no more... but things can only get better!

Jo:
Bradley, why don't you go for a nice walk off the edge of the cliff?

Bradley:
Okay.

Rachel:
It say's "icon maintenance" but I think it means "clean the statue."

Jo:
I bet Alanis Morissette wouldn't wash a bobbins statue!

Rachel:
Well, she doesn't even wash her hair. I'm sorry, but the least you can do after making a hit album is buy a good greasy hair shampoo!

Paul:
You mean none of Howard's staff are legally employed?

Jon:
You'd have more chance of finding a US citizen in the Iraqi marines. Didn't you ever wonder why the chambermaids here swore in Russian?

Jo:
I just thought they were cool!

Paul:
That was embarrasing. I wanted to be like Leonardo in Titanic.

Hannah:
You were

Jo:
yeah, completely out of depth.

Rachel:
Maybe fame is just poo in the sky.

Hannah:
You mean "pie in the sky", Rach.

Rachel:
I know what I mean!

Jon:
We haven't had a gig for months.

Paul:
It doesn't help having a manager who doesn't give a broken wind about us!

Bradley:
Right. Danny Parsons is useless. When we signed with him, he promised us big venues, singing in front of thousands of people...

Rachel:
He said we'd be traveling all around the world, meeting top celebs. I had a manicure and a facial all for nothing. [They stare at her] All right, I'd have had it done anyway, but that's not the point!

Jo:
[Jo writes a letter to break up with her boyfriend, using everyone from the band's ideas] Right, here we go. [Reading the letter] Dear Robert, I want a break. Make that a permanent break. It's "kaput", "finito", it's "hasta la vista baby", which in English means... Well, I'm not exactly sure what it means. But basically, it's not you, it's me. No, it *is* you after all. There may or may not be someone else, but let's stay friends. Or possibly not. P.S. I didn't like your shoes very much.

Paul:
[Showing the band the costumes he chose for their performance at a luau]... And here are some coconut bras

Jo:
Great, now every time Rachel dances, it'll sound like a stampede!