Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Minnie:
Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...

Daisy:
Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.

Minnie:
Well, what'd you mean?

Daisy:
Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...

Minnie:
Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.

Daisy:
Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.

Minnie:
Our love is, forbidden?

Daisy:
Bingo.

Minnie:
A forbidden love. How romantic.

Pete:
I did it, Mommy! I'm king of all France! I feel like eating a snail. Now on with the show! (applause)

Mickey Mouse:
Together we'll save the princess, or die trying.

Donald Duck:
Die?

Donald Duck:
Die?

Mickey Mouse:
All for one...

Goofy:
And two for tea!

Mickey:
Bad guys!

Donald:
Bad guys!

Goofy:
Bad guys?

Mickey:
Yikes! (Donald clucks like a chicken and hides because he was still a coward)

Mickey Mouse:
OK you, en garde!

Beagle Boy:
"En garde"? French words make me mad! (Mickey's seen in his regular red shorts)

Daisy:
Get out there and fight you coward!

Goofy:
You seen any bad guys around here?

Beagle Boy:
Oh how about this bad guy? (Pop Goes the Weasel plays for a few seconds then box punches Goofy off) Hit the road tiny!

Minnie:
Ah... Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh! Look Daisy! Mickey and I have the same last name! Ah...

Daisy:
Well, It must be destiny. Good thing destiny doesn't control my love life.

Minnie:
Well, what'd you mean?

Daisy:
Well look at me. If it did, I'd get stuck with mister...[imitating Donald, both laughing]

Minnie:
Isn't it romantic, Daisy? Being protected by three dashing musketeers, and the little one is so handsome.

Daisy:
Yeah, he is kinda cute, you know. But you're forgetting something. They're musketeers. Commoners. Non-college bound. You know what that means.

Minnie:
Our love is, forbidden?

Daisy:
Bingo.

Minnie:
A forbidden love. How romantic.

Mickey Mouse:
Donald, are you nuts? What's going on here?

Donald Duck:
Pete is gonna kidnap Princess Minnie, so he can become king, and he's really a bad guy, and he has a secret lair and it's really dark and scary. So the point is, he's gonna kill us if we get in his way, so we should run now as far away as we can! [Pluto's tail falls out]

Mickey Mouse:
Donald, I can't understand a word you said.

Donald Duck:
No!

Mickey Mouse:
[after being carried by Donald] Hey! Hey! Put me down! Whoa! We can't leave our posts like this! What would Captain Pete say?

Donald Duck:
Captain Pete is the bad guy!

Mickey Mouse:
Captain Pete is the bad guy?[copies Donald's line]

Donald Duck:
Huh? What? [Mickey is let go, cut to Donald]:

Mickey Mouse:
Pete's trying to kidnap the princess?

Donald Duck:
Exactly.

Mickey Mouse:
But, he made us musketeers.

Donald Duck:
It was all a lie.

Mickey Mouse:
Lie? Well, lie or no lie. Musketeers don't run from danger, and as long as we wear these uniforms, neither do we?

Donald Duck:
You said it![Rips uniform off]

Donald Duck:
It's every duck for himself!

Mickey Mouse:
Donald, wait! Together, we can stop Captain Pete. Remember how we rescued the princess?

Donald Duck:
[sadly]I, uh, um... I was hiding.

Mickey Mouse:
Hiding? Well, tonight you came back to warn us, and that took courage, Donald.

[Donald looks at him sadly]:

Mickey Mouse:
Come on, I'll be right beside you, because we're friends.[Both look at each other]

Donald Duck:
[sadly]I just can't. I'm sorry.

[Runs away]:

Mickey Mouse:
[run continues]Donald!.

Mickey Mouse:
[Pluto whines]Donald.

Pete:
The duck dumped ya remember?

Mickey:
Well Goofy then!

Pete:
The goof he's getting fitted for a halo.

Mickey:
No no!

Pete:
Yes, yes! Face it Mickey it's all for one and you are on your OWN! Enjoy your brief stay here at St. Mont Mitchell. They say the tide comes in faster than horses. So long, runt. I got me tickets to the opera. A little something called I Just Can't Wait To Be King!

Minnie:
Just imagine. He'll stride into the room. Light will glow from him. I'll hear music. He'll bring me flowers. [Flowers magically transformed into butterflies]

Minnie:
And he'll sweep me off my feet. And I'll know he's the one, when he makes me laugh.