Mighty Mouse, the New Adventures

[Trapped in a Scooby-Doo parody]

Mighty Mouse:
I can feel my I.Q. getting lower by the minute!

[as thousands of ping-pong balls fall from the ceiling... ]

Man:
Only one man could have done this!

Bat-Bat:
Yes, but Captain Kangaroo's been in re-runs for years.

Mighty Mouse:
Now I know why they call television a medium: There's nothing on that's either rare or well-done.

Bat-Bat:
Taste cold justice, you disreputable henchmen-types.

The Cow:
Beware! I am The Cow. Moo!

Ski-Nose:
[a villain who's obviously Bob Hope, arriving to steal a trophy] Thanks for the megalomania!

Mighty Mouse:
[examining a Volkswagon car they have found] Why we're in luck, Pearl! It's only been driven once across Poland.

Mighty Mouse:
Superheroes get free donuts!

cat (unknown):
He was just pretendin' to be a schlemiel, so he could protect his secret identity.

Mashy, the Pup:
[a squashed dog rises up off the road with a pronounced tire mark across its front] Hi, kids! I'm Mashy, the pup!

Elwy and the Tree Weasels:
Writhe a little closer now! [chorus echoes] Drop to the floor! [chorus echoes] Twitch real crazy now! Twitch and writhe Twitch and writhe Watch me twitch - Hey! Hop on your tongue! [chorus echoes] Have some fun! [chorus echoes] You're my number one! [you're number one] Twitch and writhe Twitch and writhe Watch me writhe - Hey!

The Cow:
[squaring off with Bat-Bat]... and I see you brought the Bug Wonder!

Bat-Bat:
Yes... and I see you brought Merv Griffin.

The Cow:
Ha! This plan is not only fool-proof, it is also tamper-proof and child-resistant!

Mighty Mouse:
[playing pinball machine, replies to the call for help] I can't stop now! I've still got free games left!