Mil gritos tiene la noche

Dean:
Professor Brown... you see... is a homosexual.

[after exiting the room of a bloody corpse]

Kendall:
Did you see it?

Mary Riggs:
Yes! While we out fiddling with that music, the lousy bastard was in there killing her! BASTARD! BAAAAASTAAARD! BASTAAARD!

Female Student 1:
Have you ever been laid on a waterbed?

Female Student 2:
The most beautiful thing in the world is smoking pot and f***ing on a waterbed, at the same time.

Sgt. Holden:
Who knows? Right now we're just buying clothes without labels and trying them on for size.

Sgt. Holden:
I'll send you a box of lollipops.

Det. Lt. Bracken:
The killer is someone that is either on or near the campus!

Prof. Arthur Brown:
I guess I'm so used to bodies... dead ones... that I'm callous.

Dean:
I'm very strong, you know.

Mary Riggs:
The coffee is fine. I love the cream.

Dean:
Yes. Well, this is New England, of course.

Det. Lt. Bracken:
Where did you come from?

Prof. Arthur Brown:
What?

Det. Lt. Bracken:
I said: Where. Did. You. Just. Come. From?

Prof. Arthur Brown:
I was upstairs in the library.

Det. Lt. Bracken:
GOOD! I'll be talking to you later.

Det. Lt. Bracken:
You'll be playing so much tennis it'll be coming out of your ears!

Det. Lt. Bracken:
Randy, I want you to run a complete check on the staff: Full background, IN DEPTH! If you have to, use the department's full budget!

Sgt. Holden:
Okay, Lieutenant.

Det. Lt. Bracken:
Heh, I figured you'd like that. But do your best job, pal. I don't think we have much time before the next one.

Kendall:
Oh, hey, it's my Kung Fu professor. What's the story, Chao?

Karate Proffesor:
Ohhh, I am out jogging and next thing I know I am on ground! Something I eat, bad chop suey. So long!

Kendall:
The lieutenant asked me to help Sgt. Holding go through some records down at City Hall.

Mary Riggs:
Well, well. Isn't the lieutenant unorthodox?

Kendall:
Well...