Mine All Mine

Max Vivaldi:
Swansea is mine. It's my inheritance.

Gethin Morris:
Now look, no messing about. I don't want to say this at home, because I don't want you flying off. And it's better if I say it out loud, straight off. It's Tasha from work. You know Tasha. Tasha from the bank, and we've been... I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry, but me and Tasha, we're together, like a couple, and that's a fact whether you like it or not. And I've got to point out that I'm being honest. At least I'm not lying. Tasha wants more and I want more. And I can't cheat on you. I can't do this behind your back. And don't go shouting now, cause I want to do this with some dignity cause you deserve that. And it's been great with you, Maria. It's been great. We've had a good time, and I don't regret a single thing, but fair dues I was done. And it's over. And thank you. And I'm sorry. And yes you can have that 200 quid back. And there you go.

Gethin Morris:
See those lights out there? Those are the family jewels.

Danny Baveystock:
You're getting married?

Maria Vivaldi:
No.

Gethin Morris:
Depends how big the pub is.

Danny Baveystock:
I can't help thinking, 'You should know better.'

Gethin Morris:
Oh, is that what you can't help thinking?

Danny Baveystock:
Yes.

Gethin Morris:
Well, I can't help thinking, 'Who the hell are you?'

Gethin Morris:
Still there or did you just die?

Gethin Morris:
Oh my God! He's taken over. He's not just on the telly, he is the telly.

Danny Baveystock:
Is that your baby?

Gethin Morris:
How can I put this...? Yes. I think my basic approach from now on has to be yes.

Danny Baveystock:
So, you're a gambler?

Gethin Morris:
And a bloody good one, too.

Gethin Morris:
So what do you fancy tonight? I thought we could get fried chicken, cause that's good with no hands. I can hold the drumstick, and you can sort of nibble like it's corn on the cob.

Gethin Morris:
I even had to go out and buy the rope. I don't have rope. Who has rope? Then I got all paranoid about the police investigating anyone who buys too much rope.

Gethin Morris:
Have you ever bought rope? There's fifteen dozen different types, not including nylon.

Gethin Morris:
It's three-hundred years old! Throw it in sea water... Slap! Gone! No more!