Minutemen

Jeanette:
What's new, cockatoo? Hey, you look like a superhero!

Charlie Tuttle:
Thanks, pumpkin. [seizes Jeanette and kisses her]

Zeke Thompson:
[after Charlie lets go, in an undertone] The scene in the hallway hasn't happened yet, you've never kissed her before!

Charlie Tuttle:
Oh, right! [turns to the leaving Jeanette] Jeanette! Jeanette, I-I'm sorry, I was just-I can explain! [as Jeanette is leaving, she smiles]

Zeke Thompson:
Dude. It's okay.

Virgil Fox:
[about the first day of freshman year] I have a chance to be somebody!

Charlie Tuttle:
All right, but know this; What happened down there is we became friends. That day we were tied to that stupid Rams statue. This day, this day that you hate so much because you got a little embarrassed. This is my favorite day. Even though I'd still be a nerd, it didn't really matter anymore. Because I had a real friend. And that would always make everything okay. So much for always, I guess.

[walks away]

Virgil Fox:
You're 14 years old. You're 2 years away from your driver's license. You still call your underwear underpants. Yet I'm supposed to believe you can build a time machine?

Charlie Tuttle:
Yes. And based on my specifications, a person should be able to go 48 hours into the past.

Virgil Fox:
[scoffs] That's weak.

Charlie Tuttle:
Pardon me. How's YOUR time formula coming along?

Charlie Tuttle:
I know there's got to be an important use for the time machine.

Virgil Fox:
What's more important then being rich and popular? I'm kidding... mostly.

Virgil Fox:
Senior year and I'm still sitting at the dork table... No offence, guys, I do enjoy the stimulating conversations...

Chester:
None taken!

Virgil Fox:
Tell me I don't look as ridiculous as you do?

Charlie Tuttle:
It's not that bad, really.

Zeke Thompson:
That's it, NO MORE TIME TRAVEL!

Coach Nibly:
I've got to get me one of those cool jogging suits.

Derek Beaugard:
Nice snowsuits, dorks.

Virgil Fox:
Hey, Derek.

Derek Beaugard:
Yeah.

Virgil Fox:
Have fun with Jocelyn.

Derek Beaugard:
I don't know what you are talking about.

Virgil Fox:
Well i just figured that you both are good with lipstick.

Derek Beaugard:
You were always going to be a nerd.

Virgil Fox:
And you were always going to be a jerk.

Virgil Fox:
The Minutemen must use their powers for truth and justice

Charlie Tuttle:
Who's the Minutemen?

Virgil Fox:
Us. The all important minutes of time. Cool, eh?

Charlie Tuttle:
No.

Zeke Thompson:
.Not really.

Stephanie Jameson:
Mon petit ami est un cerveau menteur de fromage

Derek Beaugard:
You see, that's why I need her help. I haven't a clue what you just said.

Stephanie Jameson:
I said, my boyfriend is a lying cheese brain

Virgil Fox:
[in front of the whole high school cafeteria] You robbed NASA?

Charlie Tuttle:
[pulls both his friends under the table and whispers] It's not as bad as it sounds.

Virgil Fox:
Yes, this is *worse* than it sounds!

[after the guys go back in time to stop Chester from being bullied, thus inadvertently turning him into a bully himself]

Mr. Tolkan:
[stops Chester from bullying his former tormenters] Chester, last that I remember you were at the bottom of the food chain. And I will not *tolerate* students leap frogging into a higher social status!

[Stephanie and her boyfriend Derek sit in Virgil's house, trying to convince him going back in time to stop Chester from streaking and thus ruining Derek's game]

Derek Beaugard:
I don't know what's got into all the nerds lately. It's like they just... don't know their place anymore.

Charlie Tuttle:
[about to step in his time machine when he notices what Zeke has in his hands] Oh, yes, we mustn't forget the grappling hook.

Zeke Thompson:
Oh, everybody's gotta make fun of the hook... you'll be sorry.

[after skipping without notice hanging out in Charlie's room in favor of Derek's party]

Virgil Fox:
Charlie, how many more times do I have to apologize?

Charlie Tuttle:
212 times ought to do it.

Zeke Freak:
[approaching the now high school famous Zeke in the high school cafeteria along with her female friend] You know, you're kind of scary and unapproachable... can we sit with you?

[as Jeanette wakes him up in his own bedroom]

Jeanette:
Good monring, Magpie. Your mom let me in. It is such a nice day. You know, I was thinking. Maybe we could go on a walk and talk about our future together. And then... Oh! I'd like an orange house. I'd like to have an orange house.

Charlie Tuttle:
The results!

Jeanette:
That way, you wouldn't even have to have an address and-and on the envelope you could just say "Jeanette Pachelewski, orange house."

Charlie Tuttle:
It's done!

Jeanette:
Oh, um, I'm no scientist, but that doesn't look good.

Charlie Tuttle:
We created a... a...

Jeanette:
A... a... Spit it out, Bluebird.

Charlie Tuttle:
A black hole!

Jeanette:
That's bad, right?

Charlie Tuttle:
[after the NASA technicians tell him they already know about his time travels] So you already know about the black hole?

FBI Agent:
What?

Charlie Tuttle:
The black hole. Oh, I knew you guys were underfunded, but come on!

[after Mr. Tolkan, who thinks Virgil and Derek are going to fight, orders them to follow him to his office]

FBI Agent:
Everybody freeze, FBI! [shows ID to Mr. Tolkan]

Mysterious Man:
Stop, CIA! [shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]

Man - Bureau of Weights and Measures:
Bureau of Weights and Measures. [shows his own ID to Mr. Tolkan]

Virgil Fox:
[to the latter agent] In the future, you should probably go first.

[the high school students all chant for "Minutemen" as the guys are about to try saving the world by entering a black hole]

Virgil Fox:
At least they finally got the name right.

Jeanette:
Charlie! Charlie, um, come back in one piece, okay?

[kisses Charlie, who is frozen in shock]

Zeke Thompson, Virgil Fox:
Come on, Charlie, we gotta go. Charlie? Charlie!

[Charlie still stands there, staring as Zeke picks him up and walks away with Virgil]

Jeanette Pachelewski:
[to Virgil, Charlie and Zeke] Don't be late for dinner!