Mirror Crack'd

Lola Brewster:
I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie.

Vicar:
Oh, Mr. Rudd. I understand that you are a fillum producer.

Jason Rudd:
Oh, no, sir. A director.

Vicar:
Is there any difference?

Jason Rudd:
Yes, sir. The, uh, producer supplies all the money; the director spends it. Then the producer yells that the director is spending too much money; the director doesn't pay any attention, and goes right on spending. The director gets all the credit; the producer gets an ulcer. You see, it's all very simple; excuse me.

Lola Brewster:
You seem lovely, as always. Of course, there are fewer lights on than usual. In fact, any fewer, and I'd need a seeing-eye dog.

Marina Rudd:
Oh, I shouldn't bother to buy one, dear. In that wig, you could play Lassie.

Lola Brewster:
Same adorable sense of humor. And I'm so glad to see that you've not only kept your GORGEOUS figure, but you've added SO MUCH to it!

Marina Rudd:
What are you doing here so early, dear? I thought the plastic surgery seminar was in Switzerland.

Lola Brewster:
Actually, darling, I couldn't wait to begin our little movie. You know the saying: once an actress, always an actress.

Marina Rudd:
Oh, I do know the saying. But what does it have to do with you?

Lola Brewster:
Cute angel. So do tell. How does it feel to be back, after being away SO LONG?

Lola Brewster:
Chin up, darling... both of them.

Marina Rudd:
Lola, dear, you know, there are really only two things I dislike about you.

Lola Brewster:
Really? What are they?

Marina Rudd:
Your face.

Marty N. Fenn:
Get me the coast.... What do you mean, what coast?

Ella Zielinsky:
Marty Fenn's a producer. He only lies when he speaks.

Kim Novak Introduces Taylor’s character as her, “oldest friend” giving it two meanings.