Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

Gracie Hart:
Uh, excuse me, private conversation in progress.

Gracie Hart:
People only care about people who care about themselves.

Gracie Hart:
Please be careful! My guns are in the Fendi!

Gracie Hart:
People may care about people who care about themselves, but I just don't care about those people.

Gracie Hart:
How would you feel about a genital-shocking taser gun?

Joel:
I'm open to it.

Sam Fuller:
I don't recall seeing a skinny, white-ass girl growing up at the table.

Gracie Hart:
Okay, first of all... thank you for calling me skinny.

Gracie Hart:
How about a real sorry.

Sam Fuller:
Come again?

Gracie Hart:
You heard me. I said how about a real sorry.

Sam Fuller:
You are about to feel some real pain if you don't back off

Gracie Hart:
You don't wan to talk to me about pain sister. I invented pain alright.

Sam Fuller:
You didn't just call me sister, because I don't recall seeing a little skinny ass white girl around the table growing up.

Gracie Hart:
HEY! First of all thank you for calling me skinny, second of all what is your problem and third of all you'd better apologize to me.

Gracie Hart:
Sir I went through a makeover for the pagent, i'm still getting hairspray off my butt!

Cheryl:
We've been kidnapped and theres two men here who say they're going to kill us by friday at midnight. But I dont want anyone to pay them any money. Because that would be giving into terrorism. and im Miss United States and i stand for fairness decency and the American Way

Cheryl:
From Sea to shining sea

Gracie Hart:
I wish you wouldnt kiss my watch Its not water resistant.

Gracie Hart:
I dont cry! I dont even have tear ducts.

Sam Fuller:
Okay look! I dont work for you and you dont work for me, we're a team. get it? As in I will kick your sorry ass if you dont listen to me 'team'

Gracie Hart:
Well first of all, if you remember correctly it was skinny ass. and second of all what is your problem Fuller? DO you honestly feel its okay to go around harrasing people and bashing their faces in. Because guess what Fuller, you will never make it in this bureau if you dont start usuing your head.

Gracie Hart:
What you start listening to me now!

Gracie Hart:
You can do this, you know you can because you are Sam fuller F.B.I, nothing and nobody scares you. And I am Gracie Hart and at this moment I am also big bird and nothing scares me except... except loosing Cheryl, because having a friend like her and having any friend for me is a really really rare thing. Okay?

Sam Fuller:
Okay but I am not singing.

Dolly Impersonator:
And heres the fabulous Tina Turner.

Gracie Hart:
Everythings going to be okay, just be Tina - -ish.

Sam Fuller:
I am not going out there as a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be Tina Turner. I can't afford therapy on my salary.

Sam Fuller:
I'll tell you when I'm going to get your ice vente decaf caramel macchiato... when they elect a black woman president of the Daughters of the American Revolution.

Sam Fuller:
Well, like it or not, that plane is not taking off unless we're both on it.

Gracie Hart:
You might consider a tic-tac.

Gracie Hart:
Wake up and smell the iced vente decaf caramel macchiato!

Joel:
No snorting.