Miss Match

Kate Fox:
Sometimes confronting the past is the only way to move on.

Nick Paine:
At this point in my life I have to be free to date every single woman on the planet. Not that I will.

Victoria:
That's a relief for the planet...

Kate Fox:
[to Hayley] You know how in porno movies a girl comes in to get the guy ready... for his scene? Well, that's kind of what you do in real life for these guys, only emotionally. You're a kind of emotional fluffer!

Kate Fox:
A little tip about women? We want deep and real profound, but if we're looking good, we want to hear it.

Nick Paine:
Few years under your belt you'll realize marriage is a transaction like anything else. When I go to a wedding I don't see a bride. I see a future client.

Kate Fox:
You never offered *me* a bonus...

Jerry Fox:
When I drop dead, it's all yours. You don't need a bonus.

Kate Fox:
[Kate rants about how she was decieved by the 'love bandit'] Why can't I be more like you?

Jerry Fox:
Hardened and cynical?

Kate Fox:
Dispassionate, single-minded, a shark.

Jerry Fox:
Well, I agree, you'll never be a shark. A killer dolphin maybe...

Victoria:
They really should make men wear cow bells that ring if they're 'The One' so we don't waste our time.

Kate Fox:
You circulate that petition, I'll sign it.