Money for Nothing

[about the money]

Joey Coyle:
Think about it Kenny. Did we hurt anyone?

Kenny Kozlowski:
No.

Joey Coyle:
Did we steal it from anyone?

Kenny Kozlowski:
No.

Joey Coyle:
Are we giving it back. *Hell no!*

Joey Coyle:
Come on. My shirt has so many holes in it that when I walk down the street, I hum.

[van making clattering noises as it goes down a bumpy road]

Blond-haired FR driver:
It's not my fault that the city doesn't fix the roads.

Monica Russo:
If Joey Coyle has a $100 bill. You can assure that it's his last $100 bill.

Billy Coyle:
The dumb SOB that took the money, doesn't even know what he's in for?

Katie Coyle:
What's SOB?

Eleanor Coyle:
Never mind.

Vincente Goldoni:
[holding up a $100 bill] In terms of empathy, in the sense of putting oneself inside the skin of another person, I admire that man. He was an inventor, he had imagination. He was a bit of a fatso, but he was sexually active. And of all of the Founding Fathers whose faces appear on hard currency, he's the only one cracking a smile. Ben Franklin.

Joey Coyle:
Why is Ben smiling?

Vincente Goldoni:
He was smart enough not to be President.