Mortal Kombat

Cole Young:
You got the wrong person, alright? I'm not the fighter that I used to be, okay?

Bi-Han/Sub-Zero:
[in Chinese] The great warrior. Hanzo Hasashi. This day has been a long time coming. The end of your bloodline. Your mighty clan, the Shirai Ryu, has been exterminated by me.

Bi-Han/Sub-Zero:
There is no prophecy. Hanzo is a ghost. I killed him centuries ago.

Bi-Han/Sub-Zero:
I am no longer Bi-Han. I am Sub-Zero.

Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion:
[in Japanese] I may not understand your words, but I promise this, I will kill you.

Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion:
[in Japanese, to Sub-Zero] Do not forget this face.

Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion:
GET OVER HERE!

Kano:
I have a better idea. How about the two of you get on your knees and take turns sucking my sack? [Kung Lao angrily puts down the chopsticks and stands up] Do you have any f***ing idea who you're talking to? I'm wanted in over 35 countries for sh*t you f***ing ballerinas couldn't even imagine.

Liu Kang:
[puts down his chopsticks also] You're angry.

Kano:
Oh, f***ing nothin' gets by you doesn't it?!

Liu Kang:
[stands up] Good. You should be.

Kung Lao:
You failure.

Kano:
Failure? F***in' failure? Let me educate you, motherf***er. I'm Kano! Of the Black f***ing Dragon! And who are you you two, huh? You're some f***ing cave-dwelling hippie, twirling his anal beads, taking orders from this Wu Shu wanker who wears a hubcap as a helmet! Now, sit down, shut up, AND PASS ME A F***IN' EGG ROLL!!!! [Kano's right eye suddenly fires a laser, which ricochets around the room. Kano was stunned that he awakened his arcana] That was it, wasn't it? You all saw that? [laughs uproariously] A laser beam! It's better than fireballs, ya p*ssy!

Bi-Han/Sub-Zero:
[Last Words] For the Lin Kuei.