Mr. & Mrs. North

[first lines]

[Monk hefts a baseball bat]

Herman:
What's up, Monk. You joinin' the Dodgers?

Monk:
Yeah.

[hands bats to the other two street toughs]

Monk:
We're going to play with Mr. Stevens, on account of he ain't playin' ball with us.

[as Hunch is being led away by the police]

Pamela North:
You see, Hunch, I was right. I *could* tell your future.

Hunch Conley:
I'm sorry, lady. I just didn't recognize your turban.

[last lines]

Jerry North:
What's the matter with you? You're all covered in blood!

Police Lt. Bill Weigand:
Not blood, it's tomatoes.

Jerry North:
I don't get it. I'm lost. Can't somebody tell me Nowhat' been happening!

Police Lt. Bill Weigand:
No, but I can tell you what's going to happen. I'm taking Pam down to the station and booking her.

Jerry North:
On what charges?

Police Lt. Bill Weigand:
Hitting an officer with a spoiled vegetable in the act of carrying out his duties. Now will you come quietly, Mrs. North?

[all laugh]

Ned Walters:
It's ironic isn't it. Poor old Randy has his least favorite character installed right next to him.

Randolph Sommers:
Excuse me one moment - I'm going to burn that house down.

Ned Walters:
Why don't your wait until we're in it?