Mr. Chan: Misunderstood Man

Clueless Customer:
What's in your "Beef & Broccoli?"

Mr. Chan:
Beef. Ampersand. Broccoli. Period.

Fat Picard:
[looks at Mr. Chan dressed as LeVar Burton's character on Star Trek: TNG] I'm sorry. But your character is... inaccurate.

Mr. Chan:
So for you to tell me, "Go home and put on the costume that the Asian guy wore?" You disgrace me. You disgrace Mr. Roddenberry. And most importantly, you disgrace LEVAR BURTON. Ladies and gentlemen, this is not the Star Trek I know!

A-Hole Worf:
Permission for the Chinese Geordi to come aboard, Captain?