Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation

Peter Carver:
I don't like you!

Roger Hobbs:
You little creep.

Mr. Martin Turner:
Who took these?

Roger Hobbs:
Peggy. She does all the photography around here.

Mr. Martin Turner:
Wha'd she use?

Roger Hobbs:
A camera.

Mr. Martin Turner:
Asterbex?

Roger Hobbs:
Probably.

Mr. Martin Turner:
You haven't done much walking have you Hobbs?

Roger Hobbs:
Only since I was about four years old!

Mr. Martin Turner:
You haven't done much walking have you Hobbs?

Roger Hobbs:
Only since I was about two years old!

Roger Hobbs:
[about Katey's dancing partners] First an Albino and now a pygmy!

Roger Hobbs:
There ought to be an un-Edison, an un-Thomas Alva Edison who un-invents things, and the first thing they ought to un-invent is that television.

Peggy Hobbs:
Didn't you get his last name?

Roger Hobbs:
No, I just called hey Joe, it's from my experience that there's usually one Joe in a group of fellows.

Peggy Hobbs:
That's a fine way to get a date for your daughter, paying him $5.

Katey Hobbs:
[discussing how weird their parents are] My father did something once that was so crazy.

Joe:
Yeah, what?

Katey Hobbs:
You wouldn't believe it, you wouldn't believe it.

Roger Hobbs:
I'd be more religious if something wouldn't happen to that television set. Just praying that lightning would strike it, not the entire circuit, just our set.

Roger Hobbs:
I'd be more religious if something wouldn't happen to that television set. Just praying that lightning would strike it, not the entire industry, just our set.

Mrs. Emily Turner:
Mr Hobbs, are you aware that... [squeals with delight] that I'm in the nude?

Mrs. Emily Turner:
Don't ya just love it when she swings her towel like this. Whoo! Whoo! [Mr. Hobbs sees her completely naked]

Roger Hobbs:
Don't you think he had a rather intelligent face? It looked to me like the inside of a small canteloupe.