Mr. Lucky

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
[to Crunk] Never give a sucker an even break and always keep an eye on your pals.

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
Now watch this. [rolls dice] Seven.

Captain Veronica Steadman:
How do you do it?

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
Influence. You bring me the right people, I'll get you that hundred thousand.

Captain Veronica Steadman:
But it's gambling!

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
Not the way I do it.

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
You don't belong with a grifter like me. You just got some mud on your dress, that's all. Give it time, let it dry. It'll brush off.

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
Never Give a sucker an even break. But don't cheat a friend. I believe in that, I live by it. You don't think I'd play phony with you, well, you lost.

Captain Veronica Steadman:
Oh but I didn't know the rules of the game.

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
[Calling to handyman after slot machine pays off] Hey, Blubber! Fix this thing!

Blubber:
Something wrong, boss?

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
It pays!

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
[to Dorothy] You bring me the right people; I'll get you that hundred thousand.

Dorothy Bryant:
But it's gambling!

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
[smiling] Not the way I do it.

Mr. Bryant:
[angrily to Joe] Get out of here! Get out of here! Get your greasy black head out of here!

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
You don't mind if I double-cross myself, do you?

Hard Swede:
[as Joe enters the car] Where did you get hat butt?

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
[Smoking with an abdominal bullet wound] Well, i promoted it off a guy.

Hard Swede:
One cough out of you, and you'll fill this seat with oatmeal.

Dorothy Bryant:
Why don't you join the army?

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
[showing her his draft card] 4-F.

Dorothy Bryant:
You look 1-A to me.

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
You don't look so bad yourself... Well, it's my arteries.

Dorothy Bryant:
Should you be giving blood? [they're in line at the Blood Bank]

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
My blood is 1-A. Just my arteries are 4-F.

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
[as they're waiting in line to donate blood] Here I am giving my life's blood, and she don't trust my motives.

Dorothy Bryant:
The person who gets your life's blood will probably develop a sudden passion for the "dump" shot.

Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous:
Yeah, and the poor soldier that gets *your* blood, they can use him for an ice cube!