Mr. Mike's Mondo Video

Mr. Mike:
Good evening. I'm Mr. Mike, inviting you to come with me into a world where the bizarre is commonplace and the commonplace bizarre. It is an odyssey of agressive wierdness. Whatever raw, savage acts man's hellish brain can concieve, our cameras are these, scouring the globe, seeking out the cheap thrills, the pointless perversities, the shabby secrets, the grotesque, the pathetic....

Margot Kidder:
Blackheads drive me wild.

Terri Garr:
If you want to get to first base with me, honey, spit when you talk.

Jane Curtin:
When my date blows his nose in his handkerchief and then looks at it, I can't say no.

Gilda Radner:
I go the limit for a guy with bad breath. And if he has plaque on his teeth? Wigga! Wigga!

Deborah Harry:
I think it's cute when guys miss the toilet.

Mr. Mike:
What you are about to see is not for the weak. It is not even for the strong.

Mr. Mike:
Women -- put a bag over their hearts and they're all the same.

Cat Swimming School Instuctor:
Boots here couldn't swim a stroke when she first came, but look at her now.