Mr. Sunshine

Vivien:
Hey, Ben, I just wanted to let you know that if I were a zombie, you could shoot me in the head.

Ben Donovan:
Oh, ok. And if you weren't a zombie?

Vivien:
Then please don't.

Alonzo:
I told ya'll not to take them cesium barrels!

Crystal Cohen:
Great! I'll put on a pot of rum!

Alice:
So what are you going to do for your fortieth birthday?

Ben Donovan:
Pretty exciting little plan actually. I'm ordering in some Chinese food and watching Bridge Over The River Kwai. Kwai? Because it is a 3 hour epic adventure.

Alice:
That's kind of depressing.

Ben Donovan:
Along the way maybe. But ultimately it's a story about the triumph of the human spirit.

Alice:
I'm talking about your birthday plan.

Ben Donovan:
So am I.

Ben Donovan:
[to Heather on what he doesn't get about the movie Waterworld] If the world is covered in water, then why is everyone so dirty?