MTV Europe Music Awards 2005

[first lines]

Announcer:
In the twentieth century it was thought no musical life existed beyond the wireless. Yet now, a melodic vision spreads through the vastness of space. To us is the future of music ordained. Behold, the Europe Music Awards 2005!

Borat:
My name is Borat, I am from the world's greatest nation. Correct, Kazakhstan!

Borat:
Dzien dobry! I know what you are thinking at home. The same as me: Why are there not any Kazak bands here?

Serj Tankian:
Civilization is a f***ing failure. Let's get together and decide what we want to do next, together, with love and peace. Thank you.

Borat:
Now, everybody, incredible treat. It is special surprise guest. I cannot believe he is actually here. Can you guess who this person is? Yes, correct, it is leader of Kazakhstan, President Nazubiek!

[last lines]

Borat:
I'm bleeding!