Mulholland Dr.

Cowboy:
Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad. Goodnight.

Blue-Haired Lady:
Silencio...

Luigi Castigliane:
This is the girl!

Adam Kesher:
Hey, that girl is not in my film!

Vincenzo Castiliane:
It's no longer your film.

Betty Elms:
It's strange calling yourself.

Betty Elms:
She's letting me stay here while she's working on a movie that's being made in Canada. But I guess you already know that. Well, I couldn't afford a place like this in a million years... unless, of course, I'm discovered and become a movie star. Of course, I'd rather be known as a great actress than a movie star. But, you know, sometimes people end up being both. So that is, I guess you'd say, sort of why I came here.

Betty Elms:
I'm sorry. I'm just so excited to be here. I mean I just came here from Deep River, Ontario, and now I'm in this dream place. Well, you can imagine how I feel.

Coco Lenoix:
You know, there was a man that lived here once that had a prize-fighting kangaroo. Well, you just wouldn't believe what that kangaroo did to this courtyard!

Gene:
Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.

Cynthia:
You're broke!

Adam Kesher:
But I'm not broke.

Cynthia:
I know, but you're broke. Where are you?

Cowboy:
A man's attitude... a man's attitude goes some ways toward how a man's life will be. Is that somethin' you agree with?

Adam Kesher:
Sure.

Cowboy:
Now... did you answer cause you thought that's what I wanted to hear or did you think about what I said and answer cause you truly believe that to be right?

Cowboy:
Well, just stop for a little second and think about it. Will ya do that for me?

Adam Kesher:
Okay, I'm thinking.

Cowboy:
No, you're not thinkin'. You're too busy being a smart aleck to be thinkin'. Now I want ya to *think* and stop bein' a smart aleck. Can ya try that for me?

Coco Lenoix:
Wilkins! Wilkins! If that damn dog craps in the courtyard one more time, I'm just gonna bake his little butt for breakfast!

Diane Selwyn:
You want me to make this easy for you? No f***ing way! It's not gonna be. t's not easy for me!

Rita:
Good night, sweet Betty.

Cowboy:
Hey, pretty girl, time to wake up.

Cowboy:
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy have?

Adam Kesher:
One.

Cowboy:
So, let's just say I'm driving this buggy. And, if you fix your attitude, you can ride along with me.

Robert Smith:
Good afternoon, Mr. Roque. Her name is Camilla Rhodes. The director doesn't want her. Do you want him replaced? I know they said...

Mr. Roque:
Then...

Robert Smith:
Then that means we should...

Mr. Roque:
Yes?

Robert Smith:
Shut everything down.

Robert Smith:
Is that something that...

Robert Smith:
You want us to shut everything down?

Robert Smith:
Then we'll shut everything down.

Betty Elms:
(opens door) Yes? May I help you?

Louise Bonner:
Someone is in trouble. Who are you? What are you doing in Ruth's apartment?

Betty Elms:
She's letting me stay here. I'm her niece. My name's Betty.

Louise Bonner:
No, it's not. That's not what she said. Someone is in trouble. Something bad is happening!

Bob Brooker:
It's not a contest... the two of them... with themselves... So don't play it for real until it gets real.

Betty Elms:
OK.

Jimmy 'Woody' Katz:
What's your name?

Betty Elms:
Betty.

Jimmy 'Woody' Katz:
Yeah, Betty, look, you don't rush it. I don't rush it.

Linney James:
Don't get me wrong. I love Wally. I ought to. I was married to him for 10 years. And I love actors, all actors. We just get a little catty sometimes.

Bondar:
No hay banda! There is no band. It is all an illusion...

Betty:
Mulholland Drive?

Rita:
That's where I was going!

Adam Kesher:
What's going on Cynthia?

Cynthia:
It's been a very strange day.

Adam Kesher:
And getting stranger.

Coco Lenoix:
Honey, you're a good kid, but what you're telling me is a load of horse puckey. Even though it comes from a good place.

Betty Elms:
It'll be just like in the movies. Pretending to be somebody else.

Betty Elms:
I hate you. I hate us both.

Cowboy:
Howdy.

Adam Kesher:
Howdy to you.

Cowboy:
Beautiful evening.

Adam Kesher:
Yeah.

Cowboy:
Sure wanna thank you for coming all the way up here to see me from that... nice little hotel downtown.

Adam Kesher:
No problem. What's on your mind?

Cowboy:
Well, now. Here's a man who wants to get right down to it.

Joe Messing:
Now, once you hand that over to me, it's a done deal. Are you sure you want this?

Diane Selwyn:
More than anything in this world.

Cynthia:
Do you know somebody called "the Cowboy"?

Adam Kesher:
The Cowboy?

Cynthia:
Yeah, the Cowboy. This guy, the Cowboy, wants to see you. Jason said he thought it'd be a good idea.

Adam Kesher:
Oh, Jason thought it'd be a good idea for me to see the Cowboy. Well, should I wear my ten-gallon hat and my six-shooters?