Mummy

Evelyn:
Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.

Rick:
And what is that?

Evelyn:
I... am a librarian.

Beni:
Hey, O'Connell! Looks to me like I've got all the horses.

Rick:
Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river.

Beni:
It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.

Rick:
I've been to Hamunaptra.

Evelyn:
You swear?

Rick:
Every damn day.

Rick:
That happens a lot around here.

Winston:
So, what does your little problem have to do with his Majesty's Royal Air Corps?

Rick:
Not a damn thing.

Winston:
Is it dangerous?

Rick:
Well, you probably won't live through it.

Winston:
By Jove, do you really think so?

Jonathan:
Well, everyone else we've bumped into has died. Why should you be any different?

Evelyn:
You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.

Beni:
They do?

Evelyn:
Have you got any bright ideas?

Rick:
I'm thinking, I'm thinking...

Evelyn:
You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after.

Evelyn:
You lied to me.

Jonathan:
I lie to everyone, what makes you so special?

Evelyn:
I'm your sister.

Jonathan:
That just makes you more gullible.

Rick:
I only gamble with my life, never my money.

Evelyn:
I bet you're thinking, what's a place like me doing in a girl like this?

Rick:
Something like that, yeah

Evelyn:
I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl.

Rick:
You dream about dead guys?

Winston:
What's the plan?

Rick:
Rescue the damsel in distress, kill the bad guy, save the world.

Mr. Henderson:
Get me a shot of bourbon, and a glass of bourbon, and a bourbon chaser.

Rick:
Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.

Beni:
Think of my children.

Rick:
You don't have any children

Beni:
Someday I might.

Rick:
So what's the scam, Beni? You take them out into the middle of the desert and then you leave 'em to rot?

Beni:
Unfortunately, no. These Americans are smart. They pay me only half now, half when I get them back to Cairo, so this time I must go all the way.

Rick:
Them's the breaks, huh?

Rick:
Time to go.

Rick:
That's called "stealing," you know.

Evelyn:
According to you and my brother it's called "borrowing."

Dr. Bey:
We are part of an ancient secret society. For three thousand years we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from ever being reborn into this world.

Ardeth Bay:
Now, thanks to you, we have failed.

Evelyn:
And you think that justifies the killing of innocent people?

Dr. Bey:
To stop this creature? Let me think...

Dr. Bey:

Rick:
You're gonna get yours, Beni. You hear me? You're gonna get yours.

Beni:
Oh, like I've never heard *that* before.

Rick:
Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

Evelyn:
The only thing that scares me, Mr. O'Connell, are your manners.

Evelyn:
Patience is a virtue.

Rick:
Not right now it isn't.

Beni:
Prince Imhotep thanks you for your hospitality... and for your eyes... and for your tongue... but I'm afraid more is needed.

Beni:
As long as I serve him, I am immune.

Rick:
Immune from what?

Beni:
Piszkas allat.

Rick:
What did you say?

Beni:
I don't want to tell you. You'll just hurt me some more.

Rick:
So let me get this straight, they reducted your guts and they stuffed them in jars?

Evelyn:
And they took out your heart as well. Oh, and do you know how they took out your brain?

Jonathan:
Evy, I don't think that we need to know this

Evelyn:
They took a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils.

Rick:
Ooh, that's got to hurt.

Evelyn:
It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this.

Rick:
For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification.

Jonathan:
Likewise.

Evelyn:
Abdul?

Evelyn:
Mohammed?

Evelyn:
... Bob?

Evelyn:
Oh God, I hate it when these things do that.

Rick:
Is he supposed to look like that?

Evelyn:
No, I've never seen a mummy like that, he's still... still...

Rick:

Rick:
Oh, yeah. This just keeps gettin' better and better.

Evelyn:
We must stop the Mummy before he is fully regenerated. Who opened that chest?

Mr. Henderson:
Well, there was me, and Daniels, and Burns of course, and, oh yes, that Egyptologist guy.

Rick:
What about my buddy Beni?

Mr. Daniels:
Nah, he scrammed out of there before we even opened the damn thing.

Mr. Henderson:
Yeah. He was the smart one.

Rick:
That sounds like Beni.

Warden Gad Hassan:
No more goat soup.

Mr. Daniels:
Stupid superstitious bastard.

Evelyn:
The map! The map! We forgot the map!

Rick:
Relax. I'm the map. It's all up here.

Evelyn:
Oh, that's comforting.

Rick:
Time to close the door.

Jonathan:
All my life I've never found anything Evie. Please tell me I've found something.

Evelyn:
Jonathan?

Jonathan:
Yes?

Evelyn:
I think you found something.

Rick:
You're sure you oughta play around with that thing?

Evelyn:
It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book.

Jonathan:
Whew! What is that god-awful stench?

Jonathan:
Oh.

Evelyn:
What is it?

Jonathan:
A broken bottle. Glenlivet 12 years old. He may have been a stinking fellow, but he had good taste.

Rick:
Hey, Winston! Paddle faster.

Mr. Henderson:
Do they know something we don't?

Dr. Allen Chamberlain:
They're led by a woman. What does a woman know?

Evelyn:
Why is this man in prison?

Warden Gad Hassan:
This I did not know. But when I heard you were coming, I asked him that thing myself.

Evelyn:
And what did he say?

Warden Gad Hassan:
That he was just looking for a good time.

Dr. Allen Chamberlain:
What have we done?

Beni:
You just got promoted.

Rick:
You will be with me on this?

Beni:
Oh, your strength gives me strength.

Beni:
I need a new job.

Evelyn:
Have you no respect for the dead?

Jonathan:
Of course I do, but sometimes I'd rather like to join them.

Evelyn:
Well I wish you'd join them sooner rather than later before you ruin my career the way you ruined yours.

Rick:
Hey! Get your ugly face offa her.

Evelyn:
Where are they taking him?

Warden Gad Hassan:
To be hanged. Apparently, he had a VERY good time.

Jonathan:
Do something! Do something!

Jonathan:
Not that! Not that!

Beni:
You never believed in Hamunaptra, O'Connell. Why are you going now?

Rick:
You see that girl over there?

Rick:
She saved my neck.

Beni:
You always did have more balls than brains.

Winston:
You know O'Connell, ever since the end of the Great War, there hasn't been a single challenge worthy of a man like me.

Rick:
Yeah? We all have our little problems today, don't we Winston?

Ardeth Bey:
Now, this creature is bringer of death. He will never eat, he will never sleep, and he will never stop.

Jonathan:
I never did like camels. They're filthy buggers, they smell, they bite, they spit.

Jonathan:
Disgusting.

Beni:
I loved the sand wall trick, it was beautiful... you bastard.

Jonathan:
Can you see...

Rick:
Yeah.

Jonathan:
Can you believe...

Rick:
Yeah.

Jonathan:
Can we just...

Rick:
No.

Evelyn:
What do you suppose killed him?

Rick:
Did you ever see him eat?

Warden Gad Hassan:
Look For BUGS... I HATE bugs