My Favorite Wife

Judge Walter Bryson:
Who are you?

Stephen Burkett:
Well, your honor...

Nick Arden:
Oh, he was on the island with her. He's not important to this case.

Judge Walter Bryson:
I'll decide what's important to the case. What island?

Nick Arden:
The island where my wife stayed for seven years, your honor.

Judge Walter Bryson:
They were on an island together for seven years?

Nick Arden:
Yes, your honor.

Judge Walter Bryson:
Not alone?

Nick Arden:
Yes.

Judge Walter Bryson:
Hmm. Same island?

Nick Arden:
Yes.

Judge Walter Bryson:
Is that in the brief?

Nick Arden:
No, your honor!

Judge Walter Bryson:
Oh, that should be in the brief. That's the most interesting part of the case.

Nick Arden:
The moment I saw you I knew...

Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve:
I bet you say that to all your wives.

Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve:
Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?

Ma:
Lovely. Doctor Blake preached a wonderful service.

Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve:
Oh, I wish I had been there.

Nick Arden:
I came here with my wife... hum... my bride really. Now my wife, not my bride...my wife... Why should I bother you with details?

Hotel clerk:
I won't be bothered.

Nick Arden:
Listen, it's just simple as A B C.

Hotel clerk:
Don't tell me you got someone in B?