My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade

[first lines]

Tra La La, Zipzee, Tiddly Wink:
[singing] Hip hip hooray, another day to play away in Breezie Blossom.

Spike:
Spikes, spikes, spikes! Oh yes, that's it! I'm Spike.

Pinky Pie:
I guess when you've been asleep for a thousand years, you think others don't hear you.

Spike:
[giggles] No, dear friends, that's my name. Master Kenbroth Gilspotten Heathspike. But, of course, being commoners, you may address me as simply Spike, the dragon.

Zipzee:
[sniffing Spike] Have you had a bath?

Spike:
Can't say I have, but it sounds delightful. What is it?

Dafflidazey:
[singing] Ya' got so much beauty inside you.

Spike:
Really?

Dafflidazey:
I guess you've never been told.

Wysteria:
The ponies and breezies aren't my subjects. They're my friends.

Spike:
[shaking his head and clucking] Princess, princess, princess. A princess doesn't have friends.

Wysteria:
Oh, how sad.

Spike:
[in a flashback thought bubble appearing over Wysteria's head] "Princesses do not sniff, princesses do not water plants - unless it's the royal flower, of course - and princesses never, ever dig in the dirt."

Wysteria:
But this princess does!

[last lines]

Spike, Wysteria, Pinky Pie, Tra La La, Sunny Daze, Tiddly Wink, Zipzee, Sweetberry, Rainbow Dash, Cotton Candy:
[singing] Hip hip, hurrah, tra la, tra la, we're glad that everyone's a princess.

Spike:
[pointing] That's you and you, and yes it's true...

Spike, Wysteria, Pinky Pie, Tra La La, Sunny Daze, Tiddly Wink, Zipzee, Sweetberry, Rainbow Dash, Cotton Candy:
...that you are a princess, too.

Dafflidazey:
Wow, a princess in Ponyville! Well, how do I do her do? I mean what do do I do?

Rainbow Dash:
Darling, the do you always do. She's still our Wysteria.

Dafflidazey:
No, she's now our *princess* Wysteria. I'm just saying what do do I do if she wants a do? If I do it wrong I could be a big doodoo!

Tiddly Wink:
Tra La La, I've been thinking. Actually I've been waiting to ask you this, but what does a lady in waiting do?

Tra La La:
Tiddly Wink, I think we're doing it: waiting.

Tiddly Wink:
Oh I'm so excited I can't wait! I mean I *can* wait! I mean I can't wait to start waiting!