My Sister Eileen

Ruth Sherwood:
i hope some fresh air gropes its way in here - it's stifling!

'The Wreck' Loomis:
[holding an iron] Which way do you want the pleats turned?

Ruth Sherwood:
Toward Mecca.

Ruth Sherwood:
[reading cereal box] Nature's Broom. Gonna have breakfast all day long...

Eileen Sherwood:
Oh, but it's good for you. It's roughage.

Ruth Sherwood:
I like to vary it with a little smoothage, like a steak!

[last lines]

Subway Builder:
Hey Moe, I think we made da wrong toin!

Ruth Sherwood:
[on Grandma buying her a new typewriter] Oh, gee darling, how can i ever repay you?

Grandma Sherwood:
Aw, it's simple, just write another 'Gone With The Wind'.

Ruth Sherwood:
It's a cinch!

Ruth Sherwood:
I'm awful glad you came, officer.

Officer Lonigan:
So you're new in this neighborhood, ain't ya?

Ruth Sherwood:
Yeah, we just moved in today.

Officer Lonigan:
Well, if you're smart, you'll move out tomorrow.

Ruth Sherwood:
[frustrated] Well, for a place with a bad location and no neon sign, we're doing a whale of a business!

'The Wreck' Loomis:
[about his mother-in-law] I wanna wait until Mother's Day, and then sock her.

Ruth Sherwood:
[reading from the sample package of 'Natures Broom', a fiber cereal] "Delicious with strawberries and cream". Humph, what isn't?