My Super Psycho Sweet 16

[from trailer]

Madison Penrose:
What the WTF is she doing at my sweet 16?

[from trailer]

Madison Penrose:
You psycho skank! You ruined my party!

Skye Rotter:
It wasn't me!

[figure appears]

Skye Rotter:
It's my father.

Madison Penrose:
My sushi cake!

[from trailer]

Madison Penrose:
You actually like that loser? What, do you have serial killer fetish or something?

[from trailer]

Madison Penrose:
The only reason Brigg would talk to a psycho like you is if he felt sorry for you.

[from trailer]

Madison Penrose:
You can't ruin my birthday! No one can ruin this night!

Kevin:
[Sees Skye walking by] Hey! Hey, weirdo!

Brigg:
Leave her alone, man.

Kevin:
No, no, no. [to Skye] You'd give your left nut to do it with this guy, wouldn't you?

Skye Rotter:
[to Kevin] Sounds like you'd give your left nut to do it with him. [Brigg laughs]

Kevin:
What'd you-what'd you say, freak show?

Skye Rotter:
Nothing. I just think Brigg can do better than a quarterback like you.

Kevin:
Oh, ha, ha, funny. Idiot! I'm not a quarterback, I'm a reciever.

Skye Rotter:
I bet you are!

Kevin:
What? [Brigg's cracking up] That's not what - Look, I'm not gay for Brigg! [Looks at Brigg who's muffling his laughter]

Brigg:
I'm sorry.

Kevin:
Okay, you know what? [points to Skye] Screw you [points to Brigg] and I'll see you at practice. [leaves Brigg and Skye laughing]

Brigg:
That was sweet.

Skye Rotter:
Yeah, well, Kevin makes it easy. [There's a silence between them. Brigg clears his throat] Well, see you later.

Brigg:
Okay. [turns around] Hey, Skye! [Halfway up the stairs, she turns around and comes back down to him] You're in Mr. Neely's Bio class, right? Um, did you finish the lab? [She just stares at him] What?

Skye Rotter:
Um, nothing. I'm just not used to popular people talking to me.

Brigg:
Well, relax. I'm just like anyone else. Except way cooler. [They both laugh] Yeah. [Skye leaves, smiling slightly at their "moment"]

Madison Penrose:
All right, Olivia. What are you peeing your pants about?

Olivia:
I just saw your ex flirting in the hall with Skye Rotter.

Madison Penrose:
Tell me you did not just say that.

Olivia:
It's true! They were totally digging on each other.

Chloe:
I can't believe Brigg is into that freak. I mean, Skye Rotter is psycho.

Madison Penrose:
[loudly] He's not into her. [quietly] We just broke up. Besides, when he sees me at my party, he'll be begging to get back with me.

Chloe:
Definetly.

Olivia:
I don't know, Madison. There was a vibe going on there. I think she's trying to move in on him!

Madison Penrose:
Well then, we'll just have to remind Skye that there are some boys who are out of her league.

Derek:
[Skye sits outside on the school steps, drawing and listening to her iPod. Her earbud gets yanked out by someone. She looks up to see Derek] Ok, let's make a pact. If I haven't lost my virginity by the end of this semester, you'll take it from me.

Skye Rotter:
[squinting from the sun] Like, by force?

Derek:
[sits down next to her, taking off his sunglasses] Trust me, that won't be necessary.

Skye Rotter:
I'm not gonna sleep with you, Derek.

Derek:
Oh, come on, look. We're best friends, ok? Best friends like sleeping with each other. Please? I'd do it for you.

Skye Rotter:
Have faith. You'll find some poor, pathetic girl who will give it up.

Derek:
Yeah you keep saying that. I just don't see it happening.

Skye Rotter:
So I think Brigg was flirting with me this morning.

Derek:
[He laughs] I think you're off your meds.

Skye Rotter:
No, seriously, we had, like, a moment.

Derek:
You and the Brigg-man, huh? Yeah, I mean, that-that's-that's cool. That's awesome. And it could happen. I'm not saying it couldn't. I mean, you're cute. And you-you're really starting to fill out that A-cup.

Skye Rotter:
[laughing] Screw off. [puts her head on his shoulder] You're right. It was probably nothing.

Derek:
[inhales deeply] This is nice.

Skye Rotter:
You seriously weird me out. [He laughs]

Brigg:
[Driving by, he sees Skye walking in a swimsuit and towel. He backs up to where she is and stops] You need a ride?

Skye Rotter:
[covering herself up a little] Uh, no, thanks. I'm good.

Brigg:
[Leans up a little to see her better] It's a long walk in flip-flops.

Skye Rotter:
You know, I shouldn't even be talking to you. Your crazy girlfriend is the reason I'm rocking this one-piece.

Brigg:
Ex-girlfriend. Come on, I definetly owe you ride home. Get in the car. [She looks around hesitantly] Come on. [She gets in, smiling slightly] [Forgetting he's parked on the curb, he starts to drive over the curb, the car roaring] Oh! Whoa. My bad. [Skye giggles] [as they're driving] Look, I'm really sorry Madison's been messing with you.

Skye Rotter:
Yeah, I guess she thinks there's, like, something going on between us. [They both smile slightly] Weird, right?

Brigg:
So, what-what are you doing Saturday night?

Skye Rotter:
[shrugs slightly] The usual. I mean, me and Derek will probably just go to the mall and make fun of all the other kids that have no lives.

Brigg:
Cool.

Skye Rotter:
Um, but I mean, you know, that's not set in stone or anything. I mean, if something else came up...

Brigg:
Actually, I was wondering if you might want to hang out with me on Saturday.

Skye Rotter:
What about Madison?

Brigg:
What about her? We're broken up.

Skye Rotter:
She wants to kill me.

Brigg:
[laughs] Don't worry. I got your back.

Madison Penrose:
IDK Olivia.

Skye Rotter:
You know, just once, I would love to be a normal human being.

Derek:
Well, then you should crash Madison's party with me.

Skye Rotter:
Yeah, that's a terrible idea.

Derek:
No, no, no. Skye, look. Maybe it's a really great idea? You always-um- [woman on computer moans]

Skye Rotter:
What are you looking at? [woman moans again]

Derek:
[He tries to turn the sound down] How do you clear your browser history?

Skye Rotter:
[She hears doorbell, gets up] Stay out of my underwear drawer.

Derek:
That was one time. It was just... once.

Skye Rotter:
[Goes downstairs to see who's at the door. She looks through the curtain to see Brigg. She sighs and goes to the mirror to try to fix her hair] Wish I wasn't wearing sweats right now. [She opens the door and steps outside]

Brigg:
[Turning around] Hey.

Skye Rotter:
Hey. Something on your mind?

Brigg:
Yeah. Yeah. Listen, about - about Saturday night. I'm not gonna be able to go...

Skye Rotter:
Brigg, it's cool. I mean, I get it. It's the party of the year.

Brigg:
No, no, no, no, no, it's not that. It's just-it's complicated. Me and Madison have history and it's a big night for her...

Skye Rotter:
Don't-don't even-don't even worry about it.

Brigg:
Let me make it up to you.

Skye Rotter:
Okay. Um... You and I both know this isn't gonna work. [He gives her a look] I mean, you're... you and I'm... well... you know.

Brigg:
[softly, shaking his head] It's not like that.

Skye Rotter:
[laughing a little] It's exactly like that. I mean, I just need to accept the fact that I'm always going to be...

Brigg:
[He leans in, grabs her face and kisses her. It lasts for a few seconds. He pulls away to look into her eyes, still holding her face] I like you, Skye, and I wanna spend more time with you. I just have to go to this party. And-and after that, you and me are gonna go out. Nice sweats, by the way. [He laughs softly]

Skye Rotter:
Shut up. [She puts her hand on her head, hardly believing what just happened, but in a good way]

Derek:
[Comes out and stands next to her] Was that Brigg?

Skye Rotter:
You still wanna crash that party?

Madison Penrose:
[to killer] Why are you doing this?

Skye Rotter:
Because he thinks you deserve it.

Madison Penrose:
That's not true. Tell him it's not true.

Skye Rotter:
I tried to tell him, Madison. I tried to tell him you're a good person. That he's got you all wrong.

Madison Penrose:
It's true. I, I am a good person.

Skye Rotter:
But you're not. You're a monster.

Madison Penrose:
I'm a monster? What about your crazy-ass, mask-wearing dad? He killed my friends. He killed the boy you like.

Skye Rotter:
The boy you tortured me for liking.

Madison Penrose:
That was a joke.

Skye Rotter:
You're a bully, Madison.

Madison Penrose:
So, I'm a bully. I'm a huge b*tch. I don't deserve to die for that.

[from trailer]

Madison Penrose:
Who wants to party?

Madison Penrose:
Help me, you freak!

[Skye closes the gate, trapping Madison inside the cage with the killer]

Madison Penrose:
What are you doing? You can't do this!

Skye Rotter:
Have a super birthday, Madison.

[Skye leaves]

[shouting after her]

Madison Penrose:
I always knew you were a psycho! You loser! You're nothing! You're nobody! You suck!