Nearly Famous

Owen:
It's as though I've been transported to a place where happy things occur. Except that something is...

Kate:
Missing.

Lila:
What's missing? You said something's missing so are you going to tell me what?

Owen:
I would, but i don't want to boost your ego. You seem like the arrogant type.

Kate:
The only thing to do with arrogant girls is take them to the bar.

Owen:
And celebrate their return.

Owen:
Is it impolite to scrounge a cig' before you even know someone's name?

Lila:
My name's Lila, see now it's polite. [passes cigarettes to Owen]

Owen:
Owen. Thank you.

Kate:
Um, I'm Kate. I quit, but...

Lila:
[Lila nods]

Joe:
Someone puked on my floor.

Owen:
Welcome to the Sallinger School.

Lila:
I can be pretty rubbish like that

Owen:
You're not the only one who can be rubbish

Lila:
Yeah right. You look cool even when you're walking or smoking or, like, sitting there looking super cool with your guitar

Owen:
You think i look super cool with my guitar?

Owen:
There's this Modest Mouse track we could try to play...

Cal:
Modest Mouse? Yeah right, cause I wanna be a wanker.

Owen:
Good point. I mean, you've already got your hands full being arrogant and full of sh*t.

Cal:
F*** you, emo boy.

Cal:
My name's Cal, and I'm gonna be doing one of my new tracks, it's well wicked. It's called "Kill the Emo."

Joe:
You think you can walk all over me, don't you? Like you always have, You think I'm just your little cousin who you push around. This place matters to me. Doing something with my life matters to me, but you don't care! You just turn up and you wreck everything. The thing is, I can take it, I'm used to you, but now you've started wrecking things for my friends too, so just tell me where the guitar is and then leave!

Lee:
I can't tell you where it is 'cause I didn't nick it.

Kate:
I just want to be known for who I am and not who my parents are.

Owen:
So prove everybody wrong.

Kate:
Work even harder?

Owen:
Show everyone there's more underneath the surface.

Kate:
There never used to be, I used to be all surface.

Owen:
So what happened to that girl?

Kate:
Too much. Way too much.

Lee:
I know it ain't been long, but, I missed you man!

Joe:
I missed you too.

Lee:
See, when you say it, it sounds a lot more gay.

Joe:
Well I was hoping for genuine.

Lee:
Nice try, but definitely gay.

Lila:
Do you have any idea how hard it is to be optimistic when you've got the mother I have?

Kate:
I'm an idiot.

Owen:
On the bright side, you're a good looking idiot. Now imagine being an ugly idiot.

Kate:
Yeah... it must be hard being you.

Joe:
You're late.

Owen:
You said you had great legs.

Joe:
I thought you were going to be a non-smoker.

Owen:
Well I thought you was gonna be a girl.

Owen:
It's a pretty sad state of affairs when you have to hi-jack your friend just to find out how she is.

Lila:
I'm good.

Owen:
Yeah, well your behavior recently communicates otherwise.[Owen removes her mask] So what's up?

Lila:
My name's Lila and I'm a workaholic.

Lila:
You guys must think I have the mental age of like 10.

Owen:
No, I don't think that.

Kate:
Me neither.

Lila:
Well I do.

Joe:
Oh, it says here there's a massive pile-up just south of Aberdeen.

Owen:
Well that's great, really helpful.

Joe:
Lila Reed. What is the biggest crush you've ever had?

Lila:
Umm, [looks at Owen] I want to do a dare. I feel like a dare now.

Lila:
When I was 15, I went to 'The Big Chill' with mum, and there was this guy there and he told me that his name, was Ariel. And then, afterwards, I found out that his name was actually Dave!

Lila:
We could pretend that he's not here.

Kate:
Good plan.

Lila:
We're doing fine. He's, umm, sweet.

Owen:
Are you sleeping with him?

Lila:
We're pretending you're not here remember?

Kate:
Yes. But you are, I mean, what else do you do with a guy?

Joe:
Well, talk.

Owen:
Or in Ash's case dance. Do you dance with him?

Lila:
Start pretending you're not here.

Lila Reed:
I've been bonding with my new best friend; alcohol! It's really nice, and it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

Kate Ryman:
Did you want something other than to remind me what's wrong with my life?