Never Drinking Again

Whoops Girl:
Not like some great love affair/I was drunk, he was there/I think we bonded over liking pizza!

Lost Girl:
Watch, keys, my new iPhone/Camera - sh*t! - necklace I didn't own.

Taker Guy:
Forks, knives, a server's pad/Stamping thing that the bouncer had.

Lost Girl:
Where did I put my private journal?

Taker Guy:
Why would I take a cake from the urinal?

Luke:
And how do I spell your name?

Beth:
It's Beth.

House Owner:
Who the f*** are you?

Chitty:
Why would I send my boss my dick?

Nick:
I guess I do cocaine now!