Nice Guy Johnny

Uncle Terry:
Life is like a marathon, it's not the hundred-yard dash.

Brooke:
Tell her how you feel!

Johnny Rizzo:
Feel about what?

Uncle Terry:
I'm not allowed to tell a sexy woman I thought she was beautiful?

Johnny Rizzo:
No! No! Not when that woman is my fianc?e and I'm your nephew!

Brooke:
Have you ever slept on the beach?

Johnny Rizzo:
I'm not really a 'sleep-on-the-beach' kinda guy.

Brooke:
You could be.

Johnny Rizzo:
[On his upcoming wedding] I think it's a good time.

Uncle Terry:
Look, take it from one who's been there. [Raises a glass] Never a good time.

Brooke:
[Teasing Johnny about his tennis skills] You should stop talking so much about sports and maybe start playing them.

Brooke:
So how was it?

Amy:
You tell me.

Johnny Rizzo:
I know what you're trying to do, Uncle Terry, and I'm not interested, okay?

Uncle Terry:
[Raises his arms in mock innocence] Wait, you're not interested in spending a little quality time with your uncle?

Claire:
Great, now I'm late for my party, and I'm in a shitty mood. Thanks.

Uncle Terry:
Lose the hat. Okay? You're too young to get married and too old to wear that f***ing hat.

Johnny Rizzo:
[Notices couple making out next to them] Friends of yours?

Brooke:
They just met.

Uncle Terry:
[Jokingly calls out to Johnny as he's about to call Claire] Hey Youngblood! Admit to nothing!

Johnny Rizzo:
You're drunk...

Brooke:
[Smiles] I know.