Nick Fury: Agent of Shield

Clay Quartermain:
Helluva way to earn our keep, isn't it Vaughn? Babysittin' a corpse. Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker. Last of the great global boogeymen. [sighs] Ours not to reason why, ours but to do and die [Vaughn shoots him]

Nick Fury:
Contessa Valentina de Allegro Fontaine. Quite a mouthful when you try and wrap your tongue around it. Don't let the blue blood fool ya, Pierce. Val's an old hand at the sexpionage game, aren't ya?

Jack Pincer:
So, we meet again, Fury.

Nick Fury:
Well, I'm not surprised, Pincer. Guys like you tend to cling to the bowl no matter how many times you flush.

Nick Fury:
Beauty is trust and trust is beauty. That's all ye on this Earth know and all ye need to know.

Gail Runciter:
Is that part of the recognition code?

Nick Fury:
No, I just felt like saying it.

Gail Runciter:
Is it true what women say about you?

Nick Fury:
Well, it depends on your talking to one of my ex-wifes or my mother.

Andrea Von Strucker:
Pleasant dreams, Fury, I told you revenge was mine and now Zola will be too.

Nick Fury:
[Fury has been injected with deadly Columbian tree frog poison] Brilliant. How long do I have before Kermit bites me the big one?

Nick Fury:
Gabe, I do not intend to spend the last few hours of my life on this planet in the Helicarrier's sick bay. I'll get that vampire's blood if I have to suck it from her neck.

Andrea Von Strucker:
[as a hologram] Rest assured against a force such as ours there is no protection. Against Hydra there is no S.H.I.E.L.D.

Kate Neville:
You alright, Col?

Nick Fury:
Between you and me and the ESP chip in your head, I'm beginning to feel the effects of Viper's cocktail.

Nick Fury:
No takers, Pincer. Catch you on the rebound.

Jack Pincer:
[on viewscreen] Don't you dare cut me off, you comic-book cowboy!

Nick Fury:
[to Viper] I danced on your poisonous father's grave. I'll dance on your grave too, sweetness.

Andrea Von Strucker:
[flips up Fury's eyepatch] An electronic lock-pick!

Nick Fury:
Oh, there it is. I thought I left it in my other patch.

Valentina de Allegro Fontaine:
Head nurse to Surgeon. Operation over. Patient sedated.

Nick Fury:
You know he's a bit uglier than I remember, your frozen pop-sicle. Get it, Andrea? Pop-sicle?

Nick Fury:
[no answer from Andrea] You know that's the problem with you and the Third Reich: no sence of humor.

Nick Fury:
This is Hydra headquarters calling S.H.I.E.L.D. on the wave of the orca, is anybody listening?

Valentina de Allegro Fontaine:
Nick! Thank God. I thought you were dead.

Nick Fury:
[on viewscreen] I was. But now I'm better.

Andrea Von Strucker:
I will see you in Hell for this.

Nick Fury:
We'll do lunch.

Andrea Von Strucker:
I thought I'd lost you, father.

Baron Wolfgang Von Strucker:
I have walked through the fires of Hell, looked into the face of the Beast and I have returned. Let the world tremble this night. Our work has just begun.

Nick Fury:
[Fury's body is being scanned for poison] I feel like a damn bratwurst here. Either get me out of here, or get me some mustard.

Alexander Goodwin Pierce:
You see, the eh, charming thing about the electronics industry, is the remarkably tidy records that they keep.

Gabriel Jones:
Are you really up to leading a field operation?

Nick Fury:
Of course not, Gabe! But who the hell else is gonna do this? The LMD?

Alexander Goodwin Pierce:
I was top of my class in advanced silent killing. I can do this in my sleep.

Valentina de Allegro Fontaine:
Nick, what do you want me to say? That it happened too fast between us? That Clay got in the way? I got scared, I walked.

Nick Fury:
Yeah, into someone elses bed!

Valentina de Allegro Fontaine:
Well, I learned that move from you.