Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

Merenkahre:
You are speaking to the Pharaoh. Kiss my staff!

Larry Daley:
Oh, uh... is it okay if I don't?

Larry Daley:
These guys depend on me.

Sir Lancelot:
Sir Lancelot, at your service.

Teddy Roosevelt:
Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America.

Sir Lancelot:
I have no idea what that means.

Jedediah:
Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!

Jedediah:
Where the heck are we?

[the Pompeii volcano starts]

Octavius:
Ohh... Pompeii.

[They ran away in the Pompeii exhibit as lava comes after them]

Jedediah:
This is the last round up!

[the lava comes close to them until Dexter the monkey pees on them and the lava to save them]

Octavius:
We must never speak of what happend here today.

[Dexter pees on them again]

Jedediah:
Come on, that wasn't necessary!

[from trailer]

Laa:
Dada!

Larry Daley:
No, no, i'm not your dada. Yes, we look similar.

Laa:
Dada.

Larry Daley:
No touching. [He slaps Laa's hand] Stop it.

[from trailer]

Sir Lancelot:
You always put the monkey in charge?

Larry Daley:
Oh, he's not in charge, we're just following him.

Sir Lancelot:
That's what being in charge means.

[from trailer]

Teddy Roosevelt:
Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.

[Larry turns on his flashlight to make the lion statues chase it]

Jedediah:
You can't ambush me with that kinda cute!

[from trailer]

Larry Daley:
You know what you have to do?

Laa:
Stay.

Larry Daley:
That's right, just make sure she stays in there.

[Laa is blocking the security guard door]

Tilly:
You better let me out! What are you staring at? What, have you never seen a beautiful, attractive, gorgeous woman before... who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much.

Teddy Roosevelt:
We're ready.

Larry Daley:
I'm not.

Teddy Roosevelt:
Let us go, son.

[Teddy's final words and the last lines spoken by Robin Williams on camera too]

Teddy Roosevelt:
Smile, my boy. It's sunrise.

Alice Eve:
He's doing his Wolverine thing.

Octavius:
You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword and hypnotic blue eyes! [Jedediah turns and looks at him] His eyes are very blue.

Teddy Roosevelt:
You're done your job. It's time for your next adventure!

Larry Daley:
I have no idea what I'm going to do tomorrow.

Teddy Roosevelt:
[reassuring] How exciting.

Larry Daley:
I'm Half-Irish, Half-Jewish, so...

Merenkahre:
You are! I love Jews! We owned 40,000 of them!

Shepseheret:
Such lovely people.

Ahkmenrah:
Here we go...

Larry Daley:
They were very happy, always singing with candles...

Larry Daley:
Yeah. They really weren't happy.

Shepseheret:
Really?

Larry Daley:
No, they left. They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.

Shepseheret:
Oh!

Larry Daley:
Yeah, we have dinner once a year and talk about it. It's a big deal.

Ahkmenrah:
At their size, they'll bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.

[Larry turns and looks at Ahkmenrah strangely]

Ahkmenrah:
...Too dark?

Larry:
[noticing that it's almost morning and sighs as Teddy approaches his inanimate horse and turns to face him] I guess this is it.

Teddy:
Indeed. And I know young Nick will do great things.

Larry:
Yeah, he's uh... Ready to take on the world all by himself.

Teddy:
Then you've done your job. You've done your job. It's time for your next adventure.

Larry:
[feeling uneasy] I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.

Teddy:
How exciting.

Larry:
[smiles sadly as he watches Teddy mount his horse] Bye, Teddy.

Teddy:
Farewell, Lawrence. [draws his sword; it looks as though he's gone dormant, and then shouts at Larry, who jumps, causing Teddy to laugh] Bully! Gotcha! [laughs] Smile, my boy. [looks out at the illuminated window] It's sunrise. [Larry looks at the window as Teddy returns to his usual pose, and looks back just in time to see Teddy go dormant permanently, marking the end of him and the other exhibits coming to life at night]

Larry:
You can't change the plan unless you check with the people who are financing the plan which is, last time I checked, your mother and I.

Larry:
I mean, get the degree, then take a break.