Night School

Judd Austin:
You stay here and I'll head over to that college.

Taj:
Oh great! I gotta stay here and you get to go to the girls' school.

Judd Austin:
One of the advantages of a Harvard degree.

Taj:
Ka ka era!

Judd Austin:
Which in our language means?

Taj:
Here comes the bullshit!

Stevie Cabot:
How do you want your eggs?

Judd Austin:
Cooked.

Gus:
[Gary is standing in the middle of the diner staring at Eleanor] [from behind him] Hey you! I told you to take that garbage out ten minutes ago. Now get it out!

Carol:
Oh Gus, he can't help it. You know he's a little slow.

Gus:
Never seen anybody so goddamn stupid all my life.

Judd Austin:
Don't you ever take your job seriously?

Taj:
Come on, Judd. If we did that we'd end up in the funny farm!

Judd Austin:
[they arrive at the car and get inside] Duck ponds, bucket, now a fish tank. [pause] 'The hell are you eating?

Taj:
A sandwich. Want some?

Judd Austin:
[after a moment's pause] Yeah, give me some. [Taj hands him half the sandwich and he takes a bite out of it]

Judd Austin:
What kind is it?

Taj:
Tuna fish. [disgusted, Judd hands the sandwich back to him, as Taj roars with laughter]

Vincent Millett:
[explaining the killer's motive to Judd] You see, animals kill when they're hungry, or when they're threatened. But man is the only animal who destroys his own kind for the sheer pleasure of it.

Judd Austin:
Is, uh, Professor Millett in? I'd like to speak to him.

Eleanor Adjai:
I'm afraid that's quite impossible. He's working, he left strict instructions not to be disturbed.

Judd Austin:
Miss, uh, Adjai. Is that right?

Eleanor Adjai:
Yes, that's right.

Judd Austin:
I'm not a traveling salesman, Miss Adjai. I'm a police officer, and I have a badge that says I can disturb anybody anytime.

Eleanor Adjai:
[after a moment's pause] I'll see if he can talk to you.

Vincent Millett:
[Millett knocks on the door of the office of Helene Griffin, the headmistriss] Can I have a word with you, Miss Griffin?

Helene Griffin:
Not right now, if you don't mind, Professor Millett. [she shuts the door in his face and turns to Kathy, a student in her office, who is upset that Millett dumped her] Now, why didn't you tell me about this sooner?

Kathy:
[crying] I thought it would go away.

Helene Griffin:
You can't love a man like that. He's a self-centered ruthless man! You'd think he'd have more sense than to have an affair with one of his students.

Kathy:
[sobbing] I thought he really liked me.

Helene Griffin:
And I'll tell you what. His teaching days at this school are over. I am not going to allow that Professor Millett to use this school as a playground for his sexual exploits!