No Good Deed

Erin:
I can't let you escape, because then I would have to escape, and nobody escapes Tyrone.

Jack Friar:
That's ridiculous.

Erin:
Is it? This is how Tyrone says you shouldn't have escaped.

[Erin removes a shoe to reveal a toe is missing]

Erin:
It's alright, I get 10% off my pedicures now.

Jack Friar:
[to Erin] You've got a way of making me feel really good... when you want something.

Hoop:
I hope you know how to die fast, because we need to be in Albany by eight.

Erin:
The best way to chase something, Hoop, is to let it chase you.

Tyrone:
Control is a good thing.

Mr. Quarre:
[belches] Control that.

[first lines]

Amy:
Jack, thank God you're home.

Jack Friar:
What's wrong?

Amy:
I need your help. It's Connie, she's run away again.

Erin:
You don't look so good.

Jack Friar:
That's because you're used to looking at you.

Jack Friar:
I look a lot better when I'm not waiting for someone to kill me.

Jack Friar:
[about to be executed] You think because you've already killed somebody, killing me's no big deal? You kill me and every cop on the planet's work takes a sudden vacation. You become the case that never closes, the guy they never stop hunting. You be job one. Pay attention Erin, 'cause this applies to you too. When they catch you, where ever they catch you, they're gonna subdue you. And they're gonna subdue you substantially. Then they're gonna tell you to run, and that's gonna confuse you, 'cause you never heard that before. Then your animal brain is gonna kick in with survival mode, telling you stupid sh*t like, hey, they're lettin' me go. So you'll run.

Tyrone:
And then what?

Jack Friar:
Then they shoot your dumb ass.

[last lines]

Jack Friar:
Arrest her.