Notorious C.H.O.

Margaret:
It's time that African-Americans and Korean Americans put aside their difference and focus on what's really important: hating white people!

Margaret:
I was hanging out in the one gay bar in all of Scotland. They have *one* gay bar. It was called C.C. Bloom's. C.C. Bloom's is the name of the character that Bette Midler played in Beaches. That is the gayest thing I have heard in my entire life. That place should just be called F*** Me In The Ass... Bar and Grill.

Margaret:
I don't have some kind of cavernous p*ssy.

Margaret:
So, I said to him: you know, when you come over. You don't have to bring me flowers. Just bring me some Hershey's Chocolate Kisses so I can suck them off your dick. And he didn't bring them!

Margaret:
Well, I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke!

Margaret:
What kind of f***ing joke is that? That is not a joke! Knock-knock, who's there? Chocolate. Chocolate who? I'm gonna suck Chocolate off your dick! Waaah!

Margaret:
You feel left out? It's like a group outing! Nobody's invited. Everybody just knows to come!

Margaret:
And if gay men had a period? What do you mean, if? There would be huge period circuit parties happening. Come on down to the Red Party at Club Mensies. Oooh-oooh!

Margaret:
I didn't know if I was going to talk about menstruation. But, I thought... I bet if Richard Pryor had a period, he would talk about it. So I felt justified.

Margaret:
You have to be tough to be a drag queen. Drag queens have to fight everything. They have to fight homophobia. They have to fight sexism. They have to fight pink eye.

Margaret:
I just got back from Scotland. People f***ing drink there! Oh my God! There's more vomit in the street than dog sh*t.

Margaret:
There's been a lot of activity in and around my ass lately.

Margaret:
I learned everything I know about being a woman from gay men. I learned all about sex from gay men. I kind of have sex like a gay man. I act like a gay man most of the time, actually.

Margaret:
But I guarantee you, if straight men had a period you would never hear the end of it.