Novogodnie priklyucheniya Mashi i Viti

Masha:
Thank you, Vitya. I'm not going to call you 'professor anymore,' okay?

Vitya:
Why not? You can if you like.

Masha:
Then I won't call you 'four-eyed' anymore, okay?

Vitya:
That's better. Thank you.

Masha, Vitya:
[sung] Although the journey may be hard, we both know without fail/ that good is stronger than evil, both in life and fairy-tales.

Vitya:
The primary purpose of our expedition is to infiltrate the Kashey's 'so-called' kingdom.

Masha:
I don't want to be supper.

Vitya:
Don't panic. My father is the Candidate for Technical Sciences and I won't let you be eaten by an uneducated old hag.

Kot Matvey:
You have a few minutes. Say good-bye, kiss each other, howl a little. I love it when people howl.

Masha:
The old man planted a turnip. The turnip grew to be very big. He pulled and pulled and couldn't pull it out.

Kot Matvey:
Must have been a weak old man. Go on.

Masha:
So he called his wife. They pulled and pulled and couldn't pull it out.

Kot Matvey:
Must have been a weak generation.

Masha:
The old woman called the zhuchka, a little dog.

Kot Matvey:
[Hisses and takes her off his knees] I don't want a zhuchka! Skip it.

Masha:
So the little do... I mean, the one we're skipping, she called a cat.

Kot Matvey:
[Beams] Oh! I approve. Go on, go on.

Masha:
They pulled and pulled and couldn't pull it out.

Kot Matvey:
Now /that/ I don't believe. Forgive me but I refuse to believe it.

Masha:
[sung] What can we do? Vitya, what's your advice?

Vitya:
[sung] It's dangerous to go near her, you know that very well. The woods and fields are full of lies.

Masha:
[sung] We must help anyone who needs our help.