NWA: Total Nonstop Action

Vince Russo:
[to a fan holding a sign saying "Russo's a Virgin"] I think you're mom will disagree with that.

Vince Russo:
Evolution is the solution!

Mike Tenay:
What would you rather see? A classic wrestling match between the likes of Flair and Steamboat, or a midget jerking off in a garbage can?

Vince Russo:
I'm gonna shove my foot up your Eddie Munster ass so fast it'll make your head spin!

Raven:
I shall urinate in your bone marrow!

Vince Russo:
Sports Entertainment Xtreme. Tradition sucks, S.E.X. sells!

Raven:
This arena has become my clockwork orange house of fun!

Don West:
He hit it perfectly!

Jeff Jarrett:
I learned a hard lesson. In order to be a success in this business, you have to be a selfish son of a b*tch. Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, Dusty Rhodes, they're all selfish. So when I heard Hulh Hogan was planning to come to TNA, I decided to bring TNA straight to him. No-one is gonna take my glory! No one is gonna take my title!

The Fallen Angel:
My name is Christopher Daniels... and I am here to save your souls.

Raven:
Be my partner. Come on, trust me. I've never screwed you before.

The Sandman:
What? You've never screwed me before? You kidnapped and brainwashed my wife and son! Whadda you mean, you've never screwed me before?

Monty Brown:
I didn't come here to fight an antelope like Don Harris, or a gazelle like Chris Vaughn. I am the alpha male, this is my hunting ground and I am after big game. It's not duck season, it's not rabbit season, it's OPEN season on anyone who gets in my way!

Mike Tenay:
Look out, Monty! [screaming as Elix Skipper prepares to throw yellow paint on Monty Brown]

Elix Skipper:
This is my house! I built this house!

Elix Skipper:
What time is it? Primetime baby!

Mike Tenay:
Just look at that wide smirk on Scott D'Amore's face.

Don West:
It looks more like a sh*t eating grin if you ask me.