Odd Couple: Together Again

Felix:
Oscar's in the hos---what hospital?

Murray:
Columbia Presbyterian, but he begged me not to tell you.

Felix:
He tells you, but he doesn't tell me, his best friend. I guess he doesn't want to worry me.

Murray:
He doesn't want to *see* you.

Felix:
The man's been divorced twice, Oscar.

Oscar:
Be careful, Felix. A lot of people have been divorced. Jeannie was divorced, you're divorced.

Felix:
That's different.

Oscar:
I'm divorced.

Felix:
Well, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry you either.

Felix:
You sound terrible.

Oscar:
No kidding, I just had my throat circumcised!