Often an Orphan

Charlie Dog:
If you doubt my word, get me a labrador and I'll retrieve it for you. That sounds fair, doesn't it?

Porky:
A labrador? Why, sure, I, I...

Charlie Dog:
Have ya got a labrador?

Porky:
N-no.

Charlie Dog:
Know where ya can get a labrador?

Porky:
N-no.

Charlie Dog:
Then shut up!

Charlie Dog:
All my life, I've dreamed the day I could live in the country. I'm not strong! I need lots of fresh air, and milk, and cream...

Charlie Dog:
and fresh leafy vegetables!

Porky:
B-but I -

Charlie Dog:
Good, clean, wholesome farm living!

Porky:
B-but I -

Charlie Dog:
And now -

Charlie Dog:
Now that I got a chance to regain my health... and you want to send me back to the city!

Charlie Dog:
THE CITY. I can see it all now. It's high towers, cold, tall, ominous, closin' down on ya, from every side till ya can't breathe! Closer! Closer!

Charlie Dog:
Can't breathe...

Charlie Dog:
The traffic! Ya can't think! BEE-BEEP! BEE-BEEP! Watch out for that truck! HONK HONK! Look out for that taxi! BOING! BEE-BEEP! AWOOGAH! HONK HONK, BEE-BEEP, oh...!

Charlie Dog:
Hark, what's that? Look, it's the towers! THEY'RE FALLING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!