Oh, No! Zombies!!!

Runner:
Long ago, an ancient song was sung by the priests of many lands. Their appetite for power and their bloodlust far exceeded their spirituality. They seemingly treated the sick and the dying only to make the dead their undead slaves. These slaves had an unbridled urge for blood and dined only on living flesh and human brains. For these slaves were zombies.

Sam:
Ok, now I'm gonna take this boomerang, then I'm gonna throw it, and then I'm gonna catch it. Alright?

Brenda:
Do you even know where the hell you're going?

Sam:
Do I not know where I'm notn't hell going?

Justin's Dad:
Do you think you could take out the trash today?

Justin:
I bet Hitler took out the trash.

Justin's Dad:
What's that?

Justin:
You know, Adolf Hitler? I bet he took out the trash. And it led to the extermination of, like, 30 million people.

Matt:
Hey, you want to play "Catch That Dino"?

Matt:
Out of the 38 species of cats, only three can purr.

Justin:
Really?

Matt:
Oh yeah, they have three sets of vocal cords. Two to meow and just one to purr.

Justin:
Well, I tell you what. We need to get some cereal.

Matt:
Ah, man. That sounds sweet.

Justin:
So, did you want to go see that movie tonight?

Matt:
Which one?

Justin:
Uh, "Rollerball".

Matt:
Sweet.

Matt:
Why are we outside again?

Justin:
I told you, we're waiting on Rufus to go get some cereal.

Matt:
Yeah! I needs me some cereal.

Justin:
Listen, Matt is dead.

Sam:
He's a zombie, Justin. Jeez.

Mike:
A zombie t-shirt? What?

Rufus:
Damn it. Out of gas.

Justin:
Just great.

Sam:
Just totally great.

Rufus:
I just got a gallon earlier, too.

Rufus:
Hey, zombie. You guys suck!

Justin:
So, what'd you find?

Rufus:
There was a hedge trimmer, but I don't think it works.

Justin:
Oh yeah? It would be fixed if you plug it in.

Justin:
Well now we got to fight. I have to avenge Matt.

Sam:
Yeah, and I have to avenge that one girl person. Uh, Brenda. That's her name.

Justin:
You just struck out!

Sam:
It's hammer time!

Justin:
That rocked!

Justin:
See you zombies in hell!

Justin:
Oh, no zombies!

Sam:
Brains?

Justin:
Oh, no! Zombies!