Oh Mummy: Sutekh's Story

Sutekh:
[Sutekh has a rabbit in his lap] His name is Neil. Neil! Neil! Neil before the might of Sutekh the Destroyer!

Sutekh:
I bring Sutekh's gift of milk to all humankind.

[on his time hosting Swap Shop]

Sutekh:
A little child in Glamorgan swapped a "Bunty" annual for an Osiran war missile. You can probably guess the rest.

[on auditoning for Doctor Who]

Sutekh:
Phil Hinchcliffe would have me set random things on fire to demonstrate my powers. Unfortunately I burned something called "Fury from the Deep."

[on his pet rabbit]

Sutekh:
This is the true play thing of Sutekh!