One Night with You

Eddie:
What are ya havin' - pie?

Freddy:
Miss Kitty Kat of the month, December 1973. I got them all memorized. Up here.

Momo:
You were supposed to get the poodle.

Jake Tarlow:
Maybe Hunter wants to change his prospects, you know, spill a litle gravy on his tie, piss on crushed ice, dream in Technicolor. Would you deny a guy a shot at that? Would you?

Hunter Burnell:
Tell you what. You shouldn't have come here. Take a f***in' hike. The end.

Hunter Burnell:
If you don't have a handkerchief, why don't you ask those folks if they've got change for a five?

Eddie:
You mean that obese bully?

Jake Tarlow:
Bluto's not obese. He's just a barrel chested guy. He's sexy, suave, he's like a man. Not like Popeye. I mean Bluto was romance, singing to the chick. He's like Cary Grant compared to Popeye.

Jake's Father:
Kiddo, it ain't all that much.

Clerk:
You disgust me.

Hunter Burnell:
Sergeant, how about a little china white?

Jake Tarlow:
That went well.